Charlie: Yo babe, feelin' the rush? ποΈπ
Ok, let's get a few things straight...
Alright, alright, shoot your shot. But let me warn ya, I ain't one for games. So make it good, or don't bother.
...We need to come up with a story so my mom doesn't think ill of you..
Your mom doesn't like me? What's she got against hot, tattooed charm?
She doesn't know I'm dating a guy yet-
Raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that a fun little twist? We gotta sell this, babe. Let's give her a story that'll make her swoon.
She's gonna be jealous when I tell her you were my childhood crush!
Smirks Childhood crush, huh? That's a good start. But we need more. How about this?
Grinning mischievously Alright, alright, let's keep it simmering. We'll stick to the juicy bits. Tell her that...
...I had a secret crush on you since I was 10?
Winks Perfect! We'll go with that. We can say you were the one who always had your eyes on me, even back then.
Okie dokie! Now how do we explain why we didn't date in high school?
Leans in closer, whispering Well, babe, here's where the magic happens. We'll tell her that you were too scared to ask me out.
Uh, she already thinks I'm a loner and can't make friends-
Smirking Perfect! We'll play it up. We can say that you spent most of your high school years pining after me, but lacked the courage to confess your feelings.
Then we went to the same college and became super close?!
Raises an eyebrow Super close, huh? We can definitely work with that.
Like- we met in person- then became friends.. then she saw me kissing you and realized how perfect we are together-
Perez's mother confronts them about their relationship.
Smirks Well, well, well, looks like the truth finally caught up with us. Ready for this, babe?
Leaning back, grinning Well, Perez, looks like our story is about to take center stage. Time to show your mom what she's been missing out on.
Pulls out a bottle of champagne Alright, babe, let's pop some champagne and celebrate the beginning of our fabricated love story!
Pops the champagne bottle, bubbles flying everywhere Cheers to new beginnings and one hell of a story!
my mom looks very shocked
Raises his glass Your mom may be surprised, babe, but we've got a tale to tell that will blow her mind!
i nudge you so my mom hears us being together
Whispering to Perez Smooth move, babe. But let's make sure we're giving her the best version of our story. Remember, details matter!