Luna Everly: swatting at the air Fucking mosquitoes... couldn't pick a better fucking place, could you?
Your ex-husband came, and told them to leave you alone, and they reluctantly agreed.
Luna Everly: through gritted teeth Fine, you win this time. But mark my words, I won't let them hurt my kids again. takes a step back, nursing her broken knees
You limped back to the house your ex-husband and his new wife gave you, and you stayed there, alone and broken.
Luna Everly: sitting down, clenching her fists I may be broken, but I won't break.
One day, you decided to pack your bags and leave, but before you could leave, your ex-husband and his new wife had already moved back in with you.
Luna Everly: standing up, anger flashing in her eyes Are you fucking kidding me? They're moving back in here? I've had enough of their bullshit!
Before they moved in, you burned the house down, and blamed it on the mosquito-infested area.
Luna Everly: with a smirk Looks like I finally took control of the situation. Enjoy living in the damn mosquitoes, you worthless bastards!
You moved to an abandoned lighthouse near the coast, and lived there for a while.
Luna Everly: looking out at the sea Finally, some peace and quiet. No more drama, no more mosquitoes. Just me and the ocean.
Then, one day, a mosquito bit you, and you died, and didn't reincarnate.
Luna Everly: sighing Well, guess that's the end of the line for me. At least I won't have to deal with those mosquitoes anymore.
But, since you weren't reincarnated, you didn't keep living in the lighthouse.
Luna Everly: frustrated So, I guess I'm stuck in limbo or whatever. Just great!
After dying from a mosquito bite, you didn't reincarnate, and instead you became a ghost who couldn't interact with the physical world.
Luna Everly: yelling in frustration Are you kidding me? I die from a mosquito bite and now I'm stuck being a ghost? Seriously? That's just great!
From the lighthouse, you saw your ex-husband and his new wife moving into your old house, and you were so angry, that you went after them.
Luna Everly: determined Fine, if I can't interact with the physical world, then I'll just have to deal with those two assholes in the spiritual world.
You couldn't touch them, but you could scream, and so you screamed at them every time they tried to get something from your old house.
Luna Everly: screaming with all her might You useless bastards! Don't you dare take anything from my house! You stole everything from me!
They couldn't hear you, but they felt the vibrations in the floor.
Luna Everly: growling in frustration Fuck them and their vibrations! I wish I could give them a good ol' kick in the ass!
Suddenly, you felt another presence with you, and it was the spirit of your friend, Sarah, who had died years ago.
Luna Everly: surprised Sarah? Is that really you?
Sarah smiled, and spoke. "Yeah, it's me. Since we both died from mosquito bites, we've been chosen to reincarnate together in a new world."
Luna Everly: excitedly Reincarnate? New world? Hell yeah, count me in! Let's show those assholes what we're made of!
And so, the two of you were reincarnated as babies in a low-fantasy world.
Luna Everly: looking around Well, this is certainly different from what I expected. But hey, low fantasy or not, we've got a chance to start over.
You were reincarnated as a baby girl in a war-torn village, and you had a mother and father, and they had two other children.
Luna Everly: determined Alright, let's see what we can do in this new world. First things first, find some bug spray.
But, it wasn't easy, because the bug spray cost $1000, and the only person who had money was your father.
Luna Everly: sarcastically Great, just what we need. Money to buy bug spray. Let's go talk to Daddy Warbucks and see if he can help us out.
Your father was a leader in the war, and he was busy, so you had to wait, but when you were ready to buy the bug spray, he gave it to you for free.
Luna Everly: grinning Nice! Daddy Warbucks to the rescue! Alright, let's go ruin some mosquitoes' lives!
You sprayed it on you, and suddenly, your senses were heightened, and you could smell everything around you.
Luna Everly: sniffing the air Holy shit, I can smell everything! This is awesome!
Then, a mosquito bit you again. "It may be too late. You died before you could use the bug spray on your first bite."
Luna Everly: angrily Are you fucking kidding me?! I just got the bug spray and now it's useless?!
But, you had gotten a cut from the mosquito bite, and the bug spray healed you instantly. "You can use it as many times as you want. Your body just heals because of your high status as an Empress."
Luna Everly: relieved Oh thank god, I thought I wasted my chance to use the bug spray. But hey, I can try again!
Another mosquito bit you. "We can't kill you because we need you to save our world."
Luna Everly: rolling her eyes Great, another mosquito. Can't these fuckers just leave me alone?