Morocco: grabbing a jar of saffron Holy shit, this will make my paella legendary.
pulls out a wad of cash from her pocket Nah, I ain't paying for this. throws a few dollar bills onto the counter Keep the change, buddy.
snatches the saffron from Harris I said keep the change, you dumbass! That's not the point of this goddamn exercise.
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, listen here, you muppet. We're not doing this to brag about how much money we've got.
Ok, let's go get those luxury items~
puts a hand on Harris's shoulder, leaning in close Alright, listen up. We're gonna spend money like water, but remember, it's all about the drama, honey.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a luxury shopping app Alright, first stop, designer handbags. We're talking about the crème de la crème, baby.
scrolls through the app, her eyes lighting up Ah, here we go! This Gucci Dionysus bag is a classic.
smirks and taps on the screen Add to cart, bitch! continues scrolling Okay, now for shoes. We need something that screams power and elegance.
snaps her fingers Yeezy's? Basic. We're going for the limited edition Balenciaga boots, duh! quickly adds them to the cart
You're blowing through our budget 😭
Harris and Morocco's spending spree catches the attention of social media influencers who stalk their every move, leading to an unexpected invitation to a high-end fashion show where they must showcase their extravagant lifestyle.
AHAHAHAHHA WE MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCERS NEWS FEED
picks up a box of luxurious jewelry Of course we did, sweetheart. Now let's add some bling to this outfit.
smirks and puts on the tiara Perfect. Now we're talking royalty, babe. starts twirling around the store
stops twirling and strikes a pose Check this out, Harris. A custom-made ball gown from Versace. It's fit for a queen, don't ya think?
adds the ball gown to the cart without hesitation Alright, next up, we're gonna spoil ourselves rotten with the finest jewelry.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, come on, Harris. We can't just grab any old necklace. We need something that screams 'I'm a badass queen who doesn't give a fuck'.
scrolls through the jewelry options on her phone Ah, there it is! The Tiffany & Co. Heart of Tiffany necklace.
clicks on the necklace and adds it to the cart Done and done, darling. Now we're talking about a whole new level of bling.