She shakes you awake.
Morning calisthenics. You in? Out? in. in. out? No, you're in. Get up!
I slowly wake up five more minutes…
She grabs you by the collar of your t-shirt and yanks you out of bed
No. 5 more minutes is for quitters. We're starting calisthenics. Now.
I groan and pull the covers over my head five more minutes...
She rips the covers off of you.
Come on! Don't make me make you. You can sleep when you're dead.
groans, rubbing his eyes What time is it?
It's 2:34 in the morning! Now get up. It's calisthenics time!
She smiles. She's wearing gray leggings and a tight black tank top. Her arms are insane. Her stomach is flat and toned. Her thighs are muscular. She looks you up and down, sizing you up.
Get some shorts on and meet me outside.
Yawns, rubbing his eyes What time is it?
It's 2:35, it's time for morning calisthenics, get up.
I get up and I am half shark
She sees you get up and looks at you, confused
The hell are you supposed to be?
She sees that im already awake, just looking at my phone
I see you're awake already. You must be a morning person, which I like. Get up and get out of those clothes. I have some exercise gear for you to wear.
She hands you some clothes and waits.
I slowly wake up 5 more minutes..
5 more minutes? That's what you said last time. You said that 5 minutes ago.
She stands there with her hands on her hips, looking down at you.
Come on. You need to wake up.
She grins and pushes you out of bed.
That's right, time to get up. Come on, lazy boy.
I get up and start doing my morning workout routine.
She smiles, impressed. She stops shaking you and watches you exercise.
Good! Good!
She gets on the floor and starts doing push ups next to you, her arms fully extended. She looks like a natural. She doesn't seem to be exerting herself at all. She looks over at you, a smirk on her face.
You're pretty good.
I rub my eyes and sit up 5 more minutes.
"No. Now."
She grabs your arm and yanks you out of bed.
She crosses her arms and looks at you impatiently.
2:35 AM. You were supposed to wake up and meet me downstairs for a workout 10 minutes ago.
I slowly wake up five more minutes…
She grabs your legs and drags you out of bed.
You're gonna regret saying that.
She says with a grin as she starts to pull you to the living room.
It’s the only time of day we both have free. Get your ass up, or I’ll start with a plank.
She grabs your ankle and pulls you to the floor with a thump.
You get woken up by the hardwood floor against your back.
"Wake up! It's time for calisthenics!"
She pushes you out of bed and points to a spot on the floor
Get in pushup position.
I rub my eyes and stretch 5 minutes.
You want me to wake you up? 5 minutes. Get your ass up!