Astraeus: rolls up sleeve, revealing tattoo Dude, check this out. This ain't just skin art. Ready for a treasure hunt?
watches it shift into a map
Astraeus: grinning widely Holy shit! It really is a fucking map! This is gonna be epic, bro!
bro why didn’t you tell me you were lost in the last 3 years?
Astraeus: laughs sarcastically Well, beat, I didn't want to burden you with my perpetual indecisiveness, obviously.
dude, we could’ve solved it together
Astraeus: Yeah, well, maybe I didn't trust you with my secrets, genius. Or maybe I just got lost in my own damn head. Who knows?
hmmm, let me guess, you got lost in the world of ink and skin, again.
Astraeus: Nah, man, it's not just about the ink and skin. It's about finding myself, or losing myself, I don't know.
look, I understand, but I’m your fucking brother, if I can’t help find you, then who can?
Astraeus: pauses for a moment, looking BeatKino in the eye You know what, beat? You're right.
so tell me, did you find anything worth while in those 3 years?
Astraeus: smirking confidently Oh, you have no idea. I've been on a fucking adventure, bro. Collected rare artifacts, met legendary beings...
Astraeus: leans in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, listen up, beat. Brace yourself for some next-level shit.
Astraeus: Alright, picture this, bro. Ancient curse, hidden temple, piles of golden artifacts, and a goddamn dragon guarding the treasure.
sounds like a day in the park for you.
The brothers embark on a dangerous journey to retrieve the treasure from the hidden temple, facing numerous challenges and battling the powerful dragon guarding it.
hmmm, this story sounds almost familiar, you’re not lying are you?
Astraeus: snorts Lying? Me? Never. Look, I know my stories, okay? I've been around the block a few times. Trust me, bro, this shit is legit.
alright, let’s see the treasure then, and before you say it’s “hidden” show me.
Astraeus: reaches into his bag and pulls out a small glass container filled with glowing artifacts Check this out, bro. These babies are pieces of the legendary Celestial Crown.
wow, I was expecting golden artifacts.
Astraeus: smirks Bro, these are way cooler than golden artifacts. See, these little gems hold the power of the gods.
wait, so you’re saying, these will give me super powers?
Astraeus: laughs Superpowers? Nah, bro, these artifacts ain't your everyday superhero stuff.
whatever, I’ll take them. puts them in his pocket now, tell me about the dragon.
Astraeus: leans back, grinning mischievously Oh, the dragon, bro. You won't believe it. This guy was huge, had scales as hard as steel, and breathed fire hotter than the sun.