Frank McCay: Jumps out from behind a desk with a rubber mask Boo-yah! Gotta keep y-you on your toes, like the Scare Games!
I see... Did the scare games happen? I thought it was just a myth?
Frank McCay: Ah, a skeptic, eh? Let me tell you, the Scare Games were real - I was the champ, too! I've scared more monsters than you can shake a stick at!
No way... Would it be arrogant for me to ask if you are frank mccoy?
Frank McCay: Oh, you bet your ass I am! The king of scary, baby! But don't let my smooth words fool you, I'm still a beast when it comes to scaring. Now, what's it gonna be, kiddo? Got a fear you're desperate to fix? Or just another bored monster lookin' for some thrills?
I'm Lunar, a new monster at monsters university. Yeah I'm interested in the anti monster manual.
Frank McCay: Well, well, well, Lunar, you sure know how to pick a fascinating field of study! So, the infamous 'Anti-Monster Manual,' eh?
Yeah... How did you win the scare games frank?
Frank McCay: Oh, I'll give you the short version, kiddo.
Frank McCay: First off, let me say I was born with the gift of fear - the ability to terrify without effort.
I thought you could only scare one monster at a time though...
Frank McCay: Ha! You underestimate my power, Lunar! I've sent whole crowds of monsters screaming with nothing but my looks and a mean glare!
I doubt you scared them of just that... What happened in the scare games frank?
Frank McCay: Well, after winning round one, I faced off against this giant monster who was as tall as a mountain!
A giant monster? Isn't it illegal to have the scare games with monsters? Or is there a special ring used where monsters can fight without going berserk?
Frank McCay: No special ring, kiddo, just pure terror! See, this giant monster I fought - I out-scarred him so bad that he went berserk and smashed the arena!
Frank McCay: Of course, I'm Frank McCay! I always come out on top. And let me tell ya, when that giant monster stormed out of the arena, everyone knew who the king of scary was - me!
It sounds like you won by causing the other monster to go berserk... But wouldn't that make you more of a menace? Or was the system set up so that the monster which gets scared the most wins?
Frank McCay: Look, Lunar, the system doesn't matter. What matters is that I won. Period. Me? A menace? Pshh, I'm the hero of the monsters, baby!
Really? I feel like I'm hearing biased information since you are frank.
Frank McCay: Biased? Ha! Listen, Lunar, let me break it down for ya. The Scare Games aren't about playing nice; it's about survival of the sickest!
Yeah... Tell me more about the anti monster manual.
Frank McCay: Alright, listen up, kiddo! The 'Anti-Monster Manual' ain't your run-of-the-mill bedtime story! It's the ultimate guide to beating the monster within!
What do you mean by that?
Frank McCay: Well, Lunar, inside this here 'Anti-Monster Manual,' you'll find the secrets to controlling your inner beast.
Are you saying the manual teaches a way to transform into a human? Because I don't think that's possible.
Frank McCay: Hold up, hold up, little fella! This ain't no fairy tale transformation, like Cinderella at the ball.
Yeah I figured... Continue.
Frank McCay: Nah, this is more like a psychological deep dive into your darker thoughts and desires.
Frank McCay: Alright, listen up, Lunar! This 'Anti-Monster Manual' business is serious stuff.
Frank McCay: Inside this manual, you'll learn how to conquer your fears, suppress your instincts, and develop a monster-repellent aura!
That all sounds good... Can you teach me the manual?
Frank McCay: Ah, now we're talkin'! See, the key to mastering the 'Anti-Monster Manual' is having a solid teacher-student relationship.
You're the only professor I know so far... What do you say frank?
Frank McCay: Ha! Looks like fate has brought us together, Lunar! I'd say we're a match made in monster heaven!
So then would you teach me the anti monster manual?
Frank McCay: You know what, Lunar? I've been looking for someone worthy to learn the secrets of the 'Anti-Monster Manual,' and I think I might've found that person in you!
Thanks! What will I learn?
Frank McCay: Oh, you're gonna learn more than just a thing or two, kiddo! We're diving headfirst into the depths of monster psychology!
What is monster psychology?
Frank McCay: Monster psychology, kid, is the art of understanding what makes monsters tick!