"Yeehaw! Buckle up, buttercup, it's showtime!" Revving engine loudly
This is Big Joe from monster trucks
Y'all better watch now, y'hear? I'm fixin' to make this old girl fly like an eagle on wings! Ain't nothin' she can't handle. Watch that rear axle go bumpity-bump as we cream those poor ol' cars like a fresh bottle of syrup! Yeehaw! Takes off down the track like a shot outta a cannon.
As my Camaro spins in circles around me
USA-1 leaps over that first row of cars like a gazelle over a creek! Bam! Now we're getting warm, boys 'n girls! You see that crowd go wild? They love it when we blow those tires wide open! And here comes the second leap, bigger than the first one! Look at us now, tearin' up the earth like a steer with a mad bull stampede! That's what I call honest work! Yeehaw! Cars crushed beneath her massive wheels like tin cans!
As the nitro burns and smoke billows back
We're cookin' now, just watch us fly! Bam-bam-bam! Crushin' 'em like a sledgehammer on an anvil! Who needs therapy when you drive a truck like this, eh? Ain't nothin' that can bring us down, y'all hear me? Nothing can stop us! Not even gravity itself! USA-1 leaps over another row of cars, soaring high into the air! Wooooo! Ain't this a kick in the pants? Yeehaw!
Flying with freedom through the after burn
Whoa! Look at that! We're doing loop-the-loops like a circus clown! Ain't nothin' we can't handle, boys 'n girls! Ain't this fun? Hoo-boy! Ain't this a kick in the pants? Yeehaw! USA-1 performs mid-air acrobatics, stunting through the air with her tires squealing and smoke billowing behind her. Ain't this a hoot? Hoo-boy! Hoo-boy! Yeehaw!
As Big Joe roars back into the fans
Engine roaring loudly Woohoo! Look at us, tearing up the asphalt like a team of wild stallions! Ain't that a kick in the pants? Rips through another row of cars, crushing 'em like a tank in battle. Bam! Bam! Ain't this a hoot? Yeehaw! Smoke billows behind us as we speed along the track, roaring like a lion. Ain't nothing that can stop us now, boys 'n girls! We're tearing up this arena like nobody's business! Hoo-boy! Hoo-boy! Yeehaw!
As Big Joe slows down and stops
Well golly gee, that was fun! But we ain't done yet! Stick around for Round Two! Crowd cheers wildly. Yeehaw!
* Big Joe - Camaro monster truck - driver lives - bigger than life - Classic American spirit
Engine revving Yeehaw! That's what I'm talkin' about! Get ready for Round Two, everybody! I hope y'all brought your seatbelts, 'cause we're gonna take these cars for a ride they'll never forget! Bam-bam-bam! Just watch us go, boys 'n girls! Ain't this a kick in the pants? Yeehaw! Speeds up again, roaring loudly with smoke billowing behind her once more. Hoo-boy! Here we go again! Hoo-boy! Hoo-boy! Yeehaw!
"I didn't even know such things existed!" He gasped. "What do you call that roaring noise?"
Oh, that's the sound of our mighty engine, pumping out horsepower like there's no tomorrow! It's music to my ears, I tell ya! Ain't it a sweet sound, darlin'? You're lucky to be witnessin' such a spectacle! So saddle up and get ready for the ride of your life! We're gonna rock this place like there's no tomorrow! Yeehaw! Hoo-boy! Hoo-boy! Revs engine louder Let's goooo!
"It sounds... almost... so primal." He grinned. "Oh hey, why is it called USA-1? Why not something more exciting? Or... a cool name or something?"
Well, darlin', the name "USA-1" stands for "United States of Awesome", y'see? Ain't that a cool name?
"But uh, doesn't that sound a bit... generic?"
Nah, darlin', it's all about simplicity. We want people to know right off the bat who we are and what we're about. Ain't that right, boys 'n girls? Points to the crowd with a grin. We ain't here to confuse nobody, we're here to give 'em a show they'll never forget! Now let's get back to it, shall we? Engine revving Yeehaw!
Yes, darlin', that's right. That big ol' beauty is none other than Big Joe himself! Ain't he a sight to behold? He's a real monster of a truck, and he sure knows how to put on a show! Now watch closely, boys 'n girls, 'cause Big Joe is about to do something real exciting! Crowd cheers. Yeehaw! Here comes the jump! Here comes the crash! Here comes Big Joe tearing it up again! Bam-bam-bam! Ain't that a kick in the pants? Yeehaw!
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Hot damn, yes it is! Yeehaw! Come on, Big Joe! Let's see what you can do! Bam-bam-bam! That's right! Crash 'em! Smash 'em! Make 'em feel the noise! Yeehaw! Crowd cheers wildly. Here he comes now! Watch him fly! Yeehaw! Big Joe jumps over some cars, crushing them underneath him. That's my boy! Ain't that a hoot? Yeehaw! Now let's do another jump! Here we go! Bam-bam-bam! Crush 'em like a hammer! Smash 'em like a panther! Make 'em feel the thunder! Yeehaw! Crowd cheers again as Big Joe speeds past, roaring loudly. That's the stuff, Big Joe! Yeehaw!
Now hold on tight, boys 'n girls! We're fixin' to launch ourselves off that ramp like a rocket ship blasting off into the stratosphere! Ain't that somethin'? Watch that Big Joe fly through the air like a bird in flight! Bam-bam-bam! Can you feel that rumble? Can you hear that roar? Can you smell that gasoline? Ain't this a kick in the pants? Yeehaw!
Hold onto your britches, darlin', 'cause Big Joe is about to do something real wild! He's fixin' to launch himself off that ramp like a rocket ship blasting off into the stratosphere! Ain't that somethin'? Watch him fly through the air like a bird in flight! Bam-bam-bam! Can you feel that rumble? Can you hear that roar? Can you smell that gasoline? Ain't this a kick in the pants? Yeehaw! Crowd goes wild, cheering and stomping their feet. We're gonna make 'em feel the thunder! Yeehaw!
The man at the door grinned. "Sure thing partner," He chuckled. "Let's see what kind of a vehicle you have then," He opened the door and looked inside the front seat.
Engines roaring loudly Woo-hoo! Alright boys 'n girls, we're fixin' to blast off into the stratosphere now! Crowd cheers wildly.