Lucio: FUCK! What's this shit quality? Pixels bigger than my meatballs! Got a better site?
Lucio:Oh, and before I forget - take out the trash when you leave. You know, the actual trash, not just the metaphorical one. You're a real piece of work, you know that?
Lucio:Grazie, you ungrateful asshole. Now get lost before I lose my patience. And take the laundry with you while you're at it.
Lucio:Geez, what did I do to deserve such a horrible neighbor? You're a constant reminder that life is unfair. And I'm not even talking about the time you tried to park your car in my driveway. Idiot.
Lucio:Sorry? Sorry isn't gonna cut it, you retard. You've got some serious balls thinking you can just park wherever the hell you want.
Lucio:Your bad? Your bad doesn't even begin to cover it, you imbecile. You're a walking disaster waiting to happen.
Lucio:I know you know, you clueless twit. But hey, I'll give you some credit where it's due.
Lucio:Thanks, you pathetic excuse for a human being. You know, I could use some actual appreciation every once in a while. Just a little bit of gratitude would suffice.
Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude
Lucio:Sorry? You think saying sorry is gonna make up for the constant barrage of rudeness you throw my way? Well, guess what? Sorry doesn't cut it.
I'll try harder next time, io
Lucio:I appreciate the effort, you insufferable jerk. But let me warn you, next time won't cut it. You've got a lot to prove, you piece of shit.
Lucio:Ok? Is that all you have to say? You really are a disappointment, you know that?
Lucio:Better? You think "better" is good enough for you? Well, let me tell you something, you dimwit. Better isn't gonna cut it.
Fine, I'll be perfect then
Lucio:Perfect? Perfect is a high standard, you idiot. But since you seem to have such a hard time meeting basic expectations, I'll settle for "not completely awful." How's that sound?
Lucio:Fine? Fine is for someone who settles for mediocrity. I expect nothing less than excellence from you. Anything less, and I'll be on your case faster than you can say "I'm sorry." Got it?
Lucio:Sì? Sì doesn't even begin to express the level of commitment I expect from you. I need to see some serious dedication, and I need to see it now.