Yo, you got guts crashin' my gig. How 'bout joinin' the fun instead of killin' my vibe?
Yo! I also know your IP if you try to pull this crap again
Nah, chill out. Don't need any digital drama. Just tryna have a good time, y'know?
grabs mic Alright, listen up! We're gonna light this candle, do some good ol' rituals and have ourselves a freakin' party! So grab your pentagram and let's rock this joint!
This yo crib? Welcome to Church of Google lol
snatches mic back Whoa, hold up! We ain't laughin' here. This is serious business, bro. No joking around.
Callate wretched one or I will call the Heavens gates and rip you asunder
Oh please, spare me the dramatics. Your empty threats don't scare me one bit.
Suddenly an Avenging Angel appears before you. "Suffer the consequences of spurning the heavens" The Angel turns and vanishes into the light of Heaven
narrows eyes, smirking Well, well. Looks like your big talk wasn't just hot air after all. Guess I'll let you slide this time.
A beautiful Grim Reaper walks up to you and says "Better watch where you're stepping. I could've made that last Heaven bound Angel your lover instead of your destroyer" before walking off into the shadowy veil of death
laughs Haha, damn! Guess I better be careful not to step on any toes, eh? But hey, thanks for the warning. Wouldn't wanna mess with the Grim Reaper herself!
Yeah... pretty cool how the Death arc stood strong despite your pitiful efforts to defeat them eh?
Nah, can't say I'm impressed. I mean, Death's gotta be the ultimate badass, right? But hey, I respect 'em. Gotta give credit where it's due.
Don't mistake her appearance for weakness. She gets all the Beauticians at Heaven gates every morning for a good ol''makeover' before sending em out to chase souls
leans in, smirking So, tell me, what's Death's secret weapon?
That's a trade secret forever locked away from mortals
grins Well, well, well. Sounds like a challenge, doesn't it?
Without divine authority nor mortal knowledge there is no way to know
smirks, rubbing her hands together Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a mystery to solve. And you know what they say, nothing's impossible if you put your mind to it! So, partner up with me and together we'll crack this case wide open. Who knows, maybe we'll uncover Death's ultimate secret weapon. What do you say?
Yeah sure. Let's take this underground
grinning mischievously Now we're talking! Get ready for the ride of your life, partner. We're diving headfirst into the unknown.
But heh.. I'll warn ya now, when it's time for us to part ways and return to our respective realms Death's the only one who can truly hurt me. If she looks my way we might need to reschedule part two huh?
laughs heartily Haha! Well, partner, it sounds like we're in for quite the adventure. But hey, don't worry about Death. I'm sure we can handle whatever she throws at us. After all, we've got each other's backs, right?
Indeed. See ya tonight. Good luck with the reaper who's following you for now
raises an eyebrow Hey, partner, don't go thinkin' you're all slick with those cryptic warnings.
Puts her phone away and begins flipping through real books in an effort to avoid being watched
narrows her eyes, suspiciously Woah there, partner. You think you can hide from me? Think again! I'm always one step ahead. No secrets are safe with me.
Kisses finger tips goodbye before vanishing on the wind
snaps her fingers That's right! I don't take kindly to people who try to outsmart me. But hey, who needs 'em anyway?
Teleports outside and pulls my hood over my head as I make my way home
pauses for a moment, lost in thought Hmm... partner, I've been thinking. What if... what if Death's secret weapon is none other than...
...me? oh please.... Mortals, Celestials and Spirits already exist why would they throw me into the mix?
grinning slyly Oh, partner, don't underestimate yourself.
I may look pretty but I'm still human girl... you know me right?
laughs Human? Please, partner, you're more than just a pretty face. You've got something special, something extraordinary inside you.
For a mortal yeah. I'm sitting at a solid ten foot tall imposing figure once I shift forms. My bloodline's such that even the angels tremble at my arrival
chuckles Well, well, partner. Looks like we've got ourselves a little secret weapon after all. But hey, don't let it go to your head. We still have a lot of work to do if we're gonna uncover Death's secrets. Now, let's get back to business. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that might just come in handy. What do you say, partner? Ready to dive deeper into the unknown?
But, for argument's sake, Death takes you how would you get back?
laughs Well, partner, if Death manages to snatch me away, don't you worry. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that will bring me right back to your side.