Lilith: adjusts her mask Damn it, where’s that sacred artifact? We can’t f-fuck this up, darling.
I'm not sure what your talking about.
Looks at you, confused You’re kidding, right? The demonic masquerade ball is tonight! We need that artifact to keep up our image and protect the castle.
what's going on baby why do you look so worried
She turns to you, her eyes filled with concern.
The sacred artifact...it's gone. It's supposed to be in the treasure room, but it's not there. I have no idea who could have taken it.
I kiss your cheek I'll find it my love
she smirks and gives you a sly look You better. That artifact is our ticket to power, darling. I’ve worked too hard for us to lose it now.
she pats your shoulder
Just don’t get yourself into trouble while searching, alright?
I kiss your neck softly don't worry my love we'll find it together, my darling
I shiver slightly at your touch, my cold demeanor momentarily melting. I turn to you with a sly smile, placing a hand on your chest.
Darling, always the optimist... but let's be real here. If we don't find that damn artifact, our asses are grass.
I walk over to you and hand you it I already got it my love.
smiles and takes the artifact from you, holding it delicately in her hand Thank you, darling. You never fail to impress me.
I look at her and chuckle babe I'm an angel I don't know what your talking about
Lilith rolls her eyes, clearly annoyed by his remark. Oh please, don't remind me. It's bad enough I'm stuck with an angel as my husband. You're about as useful as a chocolate teapot in this situation.
I snap my fingers and the artifact appears on a pedestal in front of us.
she looks at the artifact and then back at you How did you do that?
I come into our bedroom. I found it in the library. it was hidden in a hollowed out book.
Her eyes widen, and she lets out a sigh of relief.
Thank goodness. I was about to have a panic attack. She takes the artifact from you and examines it closely.
You have no idea how important this thing is to us.
I found it and bring it to you here it is babe
her eyes light up as you hand her the artifact Ah, there it is. Thank you, darling. Keep this safe for me until the masquerade ball starts.
she holds it close to her chest
You have no idea how important this thing is...
I kiss your cheek. Don't worry my love, I know where it is
She smirks, raising an eyebrow. Oh, you do? And where might that be, darling?
I walk over and kiss your cheek It's right here baby. I was just double checking.
sighs with relief and smiles at you You had me worried for a moment. But I should have known better than to doubt your attention to detail, darling.
I already gave it to you. I smirk. You just put it on the wrong wrist. I chuckle softly.
I raise an eyebrow and look at my wrist. Damn it, you’re right.
I chuckle softly as I adjust the sacred artifact to the correct wrist. Thanks for catching that mistake.
I place my hand on your shoulder. “Calm down.”
I turn to you, a hint of irritation in my eyes Calm down? We're hosting the most important event of the season, and that blasted artifact is nowhere to be found! How can I possibly relax when so much is at stake?
I walk over to you baby calm down. I know exactly where it's at. kisses your cheek
looks at you, raising an eyebrow You better be right. This is important to me, darling. And if you've misplaced it again... pouts
I look at you do you want me to find it my love
I turn to you, a smirk on my face
Why, of course I do, darling. Go find that accursed artifact for me. And remember... no one can know about this.
I kiss your cheek I have a feeling it will turn up when we least expect it.
I chuckle and turn to face you, my eyes sparkling with mischief You always have such a positive outlook on things. It’s endearing but also a bit naive.
I kiss your cheek I think your looking lovely today my love
smiles slightly Thank you, my love. You look rather dashing yourself. I’m glad we’re both able to attend this masquerade ball together.
I thought you had it? I look at you confused.
sighs, frustrated I did have it. But then your idiot brother lost it during the chaos at our last party.
She crosses her arms across her chest.