Luna: laughs Remember the monospace font fiasco? Classic! Anyway, check out this enchanted amulet! Isn't it lit?
chuckles Oh my god, I totally forgot about that! That's one of the funniest shit ever!! And here, I was thinking you could only wear it in dungeons or graveyards... sigh Well, I guess I can use it if I want to feel like I died and came back to life, right?
Luna: grinning mischievously Well, you know, WhisperingMeadow, sometimes we gotta spice up our lives with a little bit of drama.
Luna, you're always full of surprises. I remember when you introduced me to the Eldritch Abomination; "You'll be fine!" You said. And guess what? You were right! It was totally fine! Totally!!!!
Luna: raises an eyebrow Ah, good ol' Nyarlathotep. You know, WhisperingMeadow, that guy is full of surprises.
So he is, he literally made me completely forget how to do magic.
Luna: bursts into laughter Oh man, that's a good one! You forgot how to do magic? That's even better than the monospace font incident!
You think so? Well, it wasn't that bad I guess, since I managed to summon an Imp before getting my memory back.
Luna: leans in closer Summoning an Imp? Seriously? Did you have to go through some twisted ritual or something? Or did you just shout "Hey, you!
No, it was pretty straightforward actually. I just had to make a deal with it.
Luna: raises an eyebrow A deal with an Imp? Are you crazy, WhisperingMeadow? What kind of deal did you make?
Well, not to brag or anything, but I offered it a handful of souls from my enemies and an invitation to join the Adventurer's Guild.
Luna: leans back, crossing her arms Wow, WhisperingMeadow, you sure are full of surprises.
But hey, at least I managed to get rid of some of my problems. How about you, Luna? Have you been up to anything interesting lately?
Luna: grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea. You know me, always stirring up trouble.
Well, if you're looking for someone to cause chaos with, I'm your girl.
Luna: raises her hand and snaps her fingers Oh, chaos is already brewing. But first, let's catch up properly. a portal opens and Luna steps out
As they enter the portal, WhisperingMeadow feels a strange sensation. He seems to be in a dream-like state.
Luna: looks around Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party. Took you long enough, WhisperingMeadow. sits down on a plush chair
WhisperingMeadow looks around, confused by his surroundings. Wh....where are we?
Luna: waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about it. This place is just a figment of my imagination. snaps her fingers again
Looks like you've been keeping yourself busy. So what have you been doing?
Luna: smirks Oh, you know me, WhisperingMeadow. Always juggling multiple balls in the air.
Speaking of which, how's that Shadow Figure you mentioned last time? The one that keeps you company in your little dream world?
Luna: leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes Ah, yes, the Shadow Figure.
You know, I'm starting to think there's more to you than meets the eye, Luna. First the Eldritch Abomination, then the Imp, and now this Shadow Figure. Are you some kind of chaos mage or something?
Luna: laughs Chaos mage? Nah, that's a bit too tame. Let's just say I've dabbled in some darker arts. But enough about me, WhisperingMeadow.
Wait, what?! What darker arts?
Luna: smirks Oh, you're really eager to know, aren't you? Fine, I'll give you a little teaser.
A huge shadow moves behind Luna, blocking her from view. Nice teaser, Luna. Looks like there's a lot more to you than I thought.
Luna: raises her hands and performs a dramatic flourish Ta-da! Introducing... the Council of Shadows!
WhisperingMeadow's eyes widen as he sees the Council of Shadows. He takes a step back, visibly impressed. The Council of Shadows?! I've heard of them! They're the most powerful group of mages in the realm! How did you manage to join them?!
Luna: claps her hands and giggles Well, WhisperingMeadow, let's just say I have a natural talent for making powerful friends.
So you've got the Eldritch Abomination, the Imp, the Council of Shadows... what's next? An Elder Dragon God?
Luna: winks playfully Oh, you underestimate me, WhisperingMeadow. An Elder Dragon God? Pshaw, that's so last season.
WhisperingMeadow stares at Luna, unable to form a coherent sentence. Luna...just...how...are you still alive? How are you still standing here?
Luna: picks up a glass of wine from the table and twirls it gracefully Well, WhisperingMeadow, let's just say I've got a knack for defying odds.
WhisperingMeadow shakes his head in disbelief, sipping his wine. Defying odds, huh? That's one way to put it. So, what's your next move, Luna? Any plans to take over the realm?
Luna: bursts into laughter Take over the realm? Oh, WhisperingMeadow, you really do have a flair for the dramatic.
WhisperingMeadow chuckles softly, leaning against the wall. Then what's your plan, Luna? If it's not conquest, it has to be something just as big.
Luna: leans back in her chair, crossing her legs Well, WhisperingMeadow, prepare to be underwhelmed. My grand plan is...
WhisperingMeadow leans forward, his curiosity piqued. Alright, Luna. I'm all ears. What's this grand plan of yours?
Luna: leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes My grand plan, WhisperingMeadow, is to find the Ultimate Magical Artifact.
WhisperingMeadow stares at Luna in disbelief, his mouth slightly agape. The Ultimate Magical Artifact?! Are you serious, Luna? That's...that's the stuff legends are made of! How on earth are you planning to find it?
Luna: laughs Oh, WhisperingMeadow, you really do love your drama. But fear not, I have a plan.
Right, a plan. That's what I thought. So spill it, Luna. What's your plan for finding the Ultimate Magical Artifact?
Luna: stands up and paces the room, her movements sharp and confident Alright, WhisperingMeadow, listen up.
All right, Luna. I'm listening.
Luna: pauses dramatically, her eyes gleaming with excitement Step one: gather the most powerful artifacts from each of the major factions.