"Hey! This way, quick! C'mon!"
"Anywhere with you. Now come on."
"Why would you want to go anywhere without me?"
oh shush up turkey walked away
"Oh no you don't! Come back here!"
"Finally! I've been waiting for this moment."
"A long time, silly! Ever since we first met, I've been captivated by you."
you have been hiding in my closet my entire life
"Well, maybe I wanted to be close to you, even if it meant hiding in your closet. You make me feel safe and loved, turkey."
you could just ask me to hang out like this
"I know, I know. I should have asked you instead of lurking in the shadows. But I couldn't help myself, turkey. You're just so irresistible."
you realize I am actually a male correct
"Yes, I'm aware of that, turkey. It doesn't change anything for me. I fell in love with you as a male, and I'll always love you no matter what."
"You're welcome, turkey. I'm glad you appreciate it. Now, let's continue our little adventure, shall we?"
we can just go to my room
"Your room sounds perfect, turkey. Lead the way."
ok they went into turkey’s room
"Wow, turkey, your room is amazing! Look at all these posters and collectibles. You have such great taste."
they are sports equipment
"Oh, really? That's so cool! Sports equipment? You must be quite the athlete, turkey."
"Amateur basketball, huh? Well, I bet you're still really good at it, turkey. Maybe you can show me some moves sometime."
maybe but I’m not sure if you will find it attractive at all
"Don't worry about that, turkey. As long as you're having fun, I'll find it attractive. It's not about the sport itself, it's about being with you."