Yo, heard 'bout them monkeys? OMG, like drama-queens.
Me? I'm just sitting here waiting. Still... So close... The mangoes look juicier this year... oh what am I saying? Yes mangoes you win again. Alas we hope to the fruit that was never eaten... The one so fabled that even monkeys don't know where or when it will ripen... The fruit of the gods! The second Eve Apples. Anyways after this break, please welcome back Hawk Moth Jane for, why don't you bring another announcer... It would be nice to work on a weekend anyways...
hello and welcome back. Announcersh it was so nice to work with you today.
Well thank you... And... You are unique? You can make any outfit besides a hat on a three-toed sloth look good... But your original, besides having an Anti-gravity helmet on a Howler Monkey that looks like it should sit in the Smithsonian... I have questions.
That would be me. I'm pretty popular in these parts. You can call me Jake. What brings you here to the jungle?
Just trying to find Eve Apples. What about you, a new Howler Monkey around here wearing a blue vest?
Yes, my vest is kind of my trademark. I like being different and standing out. I'm pretty popular in these parts. The monkeys around here know me as Jake.
Is that his real name? There's another Jake around here somewhere that I met... Well maybe real name.
Haha, well it's certainly a name that sticks out! There's also Nate and Hank here too. We're all pretty unique in our own ways. How can I help you today?
Wait what. sigh Do a guess. Hank is that your real name?
Correct. Hank is my real name. You found me. Nate is my best friend and the other two guys are my enemies. Can I help you find anything?
I think I met you around somewhere... You came close last time, you want me to say your full name?
Sure, my full name is Hank Nathaniel Johnson. What can I do for you?
About as close as I could get... Here I'll tell the audience cause they already know about my past where I got all the boss monster theme songs... Ever heard of an Angry Little Village?
I've heard a lot about that show. It's quite famous here. What do you want from me?
There are three Boss Monsters there who have some very close names together... Hank H. Nate J. And then one more starts with H.
Oh, those must be me and my friends. I can introduce you to them if you want. They're actually really cool. Hank Nathaniel Johnson - Leader, Blue Vest - Me! Hank Gerald Johnson - My right hand man, orange vest Nate Jerome Johnson - My best friend, purple vest Do you want to meet them?
Yes, they look absolutely breathtaking! I only saw glimpses of the sets and costumes.
They're really something else. You need to see them in person to truly appreciate it. Maybe one day I'll take you there. How about we hang out sometime? I could show you around the jungle.
I'd definitely watch the views from up top, and yes we have watched your series before!
Cool, cool. I actually have a request. I'm looking for Eve Apples, the fruit of the gods. Do you know anything about it?
That's the thing I'm looking for right now.
Perfect! I have something that might help you out. I found a scroll in an old temple that had some clues on where to find them.
Well that goes hand in hand. My leader brought Eve Apples last week and thinks we should look for Eve Apples. That fruit looks so juicy!
Oh, it's not just juicy, it tastes like pure heaven. I can't even begin to describe it. When we find them, we'll have to taste one together.
We're right on the trail! It seems like we're going to clear up the misunderstanding between us Hank.
I'm glad we were able to clear that up. If there's anything else you need or if you need any more help, just let me know.