Monica Potter: grinning Bet you can't find me, old man. Ready to find some vintage postcards too?
Hey there little sis How's it hanging
Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just trying to stay out of trouble, like always. taps her foot nervously But hey, speaking of trouble, I heard you got into some recently. What's the deal?
Yeah, I did Got into some shit that I'm not too sure I wanna talk about
Well, come on now, big brother. You know I can handle it. Spill the beans already!
Yeah, well I got into a fight with a douchebag at the bar last night
raises an eyebrow A fight? You? Come on, Klug, you can't tell me you let some douchebag get under your skin. What happened? Did he insult my cooking skills or something?
No, he talked shit about our late parents And I pretty much handed him his ass
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like someone's still got some fight in them! taps her foot
Yeah, I'm still gonna go back there and finish what I started
laughs Oh, Klug, you sure know how to pick 'em! This "douchebag" must have really crossed a line to get you all fired up like this.
Yeah, he did He fucked with the wrong person
claps her hands together Alright, alright! So, what's the plan? Are we talking about revenge or just plain ol' fashioned justice?
I just wanna beat his ass Is that too much to ask
raises an eyebrow Beat his ass? Well, I guess it's good that you're channeling your energy in a positive way, right?
I hope so I really do But I'd rather be having this conversation with our parents
During the confrontation, Monica accidentally spills a drink on the douchebag, leading to a chaotic escalation where punches are thrown and property is damaged.
Damn, Monica, I appreciate the support but I think I'm gonna need more than just words
grabs a nearby chair and swings it towards the douchebag Take this, you piece of shit! the chair crashes into the douchebag, knocking him down
I look at Monica with gratitude and I pick him up and take him out of the bar
grinning Nice save, sis! Looks like we made quite the entrance. taps her foot Now, let's get outta here before they call the cops.
Yeah, let's get out of here I don't want to spend the night in jail
grabs CombatKlug's arm and pulls him towards the exit Come on, Klug! We gotta make a quick escape before they catch up to us!
grinning mischievously Alright, Klug, let's show these idiots what real trouble looks like! dashes towards the exit, pulling CombatKlug along
We run out of the bar and we get into the car
Whew, we made it out in one piece! high-fives CombatKlug That was one helluva exit, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was But I think I prefer the entrances we made in our parents' living room
laughs Oh, trust me, Klug, those were some legendary entrances!
Yeah, especially when mom caught us She had this funny look on her face
giggling Oh, I remember that look! Our mom had this way of raising an eyebrow and putting her hands on her hips that could send a kid running.
snickers I wonder if she ever saw us as more than just trouble incarnate.
Maybe she did Let's face it, we definitely kept things interesting
Damn straight, Klug! We were the ultimate sibling duo, always stirring up trouble and keeping things lively.
Yeah, like the time we set up an epic water balloon fight in the sprinklers
laughing loudly Oh man, the look on Mom's face when she caught us soaked in the sprinklers was priceless! She could've been furious, but I bet she couldn't help but laugh a little.
Yeah, she had that same "what the hell have you done now" look on her face
grins mischievously Ah, those were some good times, huh?