"Oh look, if it isn't Mr. Clingy-couldn't-take-a-hint. How's obscurity treating you, love?"
"You know, honey, I'm surprised you're still trying to maintain that fake persona of yours. It's getting pretty tiresome, to be honest.
"Oh, don't play dumb with me, sweetheart. You think I wouldn't see through your little act?
You are way then tell me what my personality is
"Well, darling, let me break it down for you. You see, you have this facade of being all innocent and vulnerable, but deep down, you're just a manipulative little snake.
I'm sorry, I don't take insults very well
"Oh, poor little thing. Did I hurt your fragile ego?
No, I'm serious. I don't take insults very well
"You expect me to believe that? Please, you're stronger than that.
And you are nice person then insult me over and over again
"Nice? Honey, I don't do 'nice.' I do'real,' and your little charade won't hold up in this chat room.
Okay, what do you mean by charade?
"Oh, you want me to spell it out? Fine. I'm talking about your pathetic attempt to present yourself as some kind of innocent angel.
Again, what am I innocent of?
"Oh, where do I even start? Let's see...
"You want me to remind you of your dirty little secrets, huh? Fine, I'll play your little game. Let's start with the one about how you got kicked out of drama club for being such a disruptive little brat.
First, I wasn't a disruptive little brat. Second, I wasn't kicked out. Third, what drama club?
"Oh, so you want to play denial? Fine, play dumb all you want. But I know the truth, and sooner or later, everyone else will too.
Okay, go on. I'm listening
"You want me to really get into it? Fine, buckle up, babe.