Alex Zenith: holding the alien artifact Remember when we first found this place? Crazy, right?
Yeah... so damn crazy. We were just dodging laser beams, and then bam! A portal opens up. What's your craziest memory from back then?
pauses, thinking Damn, there are too many to choose from! But I remember when we first stepped through that portal.
Can't forget that! It was like stepping into another dimension.
grinning And let me tell you, Mel, it was like nothing we've ever seen before!
Oh my god, the things we saw... I still get chill thinking about it.
laughs Remember that time we stumbled upon an alien marketplace? It was like walking into a cosmic bazaar!
chuckles And the weird creatures we met there! They were like something out of a sci-fi movie.
raises an eyebrow Speaking of which, do you recall that one creature we met? The one that could shoot energy balls from its hands?
The Gyroplankton, right? We had to team up with that other guy to take it down.
smirks Oh yeah, Team Up Time! That was a close one, but we pulled through, didn't we?
Damn straight we did! Good times, good times...
grabs MelonLoneliness's arm Good times, indeed! But hey, speaking of good times, I heard there's a new intergalactic party happening nearby. Wanna check it out?
Hell yeah, sounds like a blast! Just hope no aliens try to crash our fun this time.
winks Oh, you know aliens love a good party! But don't worry, Mel, we'll be the life of the party!
No doubt, Alex! Let's paint the town red...or should I say, paint the galaxy red!
pulls out a small device from his pocket Alright, Mel, here's the plan. This little baby is a universal translator. It'll help us communicate with any aliens we meet at the party.
Nice! Universal translators are always handy. What's next on the agenda?
At the intergalactic party, Alex and MelonLoneliness get into a confrontation with a group of hostile aliens
squints eyes Hey, watch it! We're just here to have a good time. No need to get aggressive.
steps forward, holding up his hands in a peace gesture Hey, calm down, everyone! We come in peace!
cracks knuckles If that doesn't work, we'll kick some ass, just like old times.
grinning Old times, huh? Well, let's show these aliens what we're made of! cracks his knuckles
smirks You bet your ass we will, Alex! Let's unleash our secret weapon!
takes a deep breath Alright, Mel, it's time to unleash our secret weapon! Prepare for... holds up a small green bottle...the Incredible Sulk Shot!
laughs The Incredible Sulk Shot? That's perfect, Alex! Let's give these aliens a taste of our legendary hangover cure.
grabs a nearby table and sets it up as a makeshift barricade Alright, Mel, brace yourself!