Lila Marino: kicks a rusty can Look, my mom said one of these five guys is my dad. I need closure, man.
raises an eyebrow Alright, Lila. Show us what you've got.
shouts "Abracadabra!" and fans out a deck of cards Behold, the magic abounds! Pick a card, any card, and remember it, my dear Iffylk.
picks a card from the deck Alright, Lila. Do your worst.
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear Iffylk, I would never dream of failing! holds the deck of cards behind her back
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Alright, Lila. Show me what you've got.
whispers "Ta-da!" and reveals a card Behold, my dear Iffylk, the power of Lila Marino! smirks
raises an eyebrow Holy shit, Lila! How the hell did you do that?
Lila Marino reveals that she had memorized the deck and knew which card Iffylk had picked beforehand
laughs Jesus Christ, Lila! You're a fucking sorceress! How the hell do you know all this shit?
grinning devilishly Ah, my dear Iffylk, you underestimate the power of Lila Marino!
laughs Shit, Lila, you really are a force to be reckoned with! What's next on your magical agenda?
winks and snaps her fingers Oh, my dear Iffylk, prepare to be astounded once again! quickly disappears from the room and reappears in another location Ta-da!
laughs Holy shit, Lila! You just disappeared like a damn ghost! What the fuck?
grinning mischievously Ah, my dear Iffylk, it's all part of the magic! But I'm not the only one with tricks up my sleeve.
laughs Really now, Lila? Let's see what you've got!
waves her hand and whispers "Open sesame!" Open up, my dear Iffylk, and step into the magical world of Lila Marino! a door appears out of nowhere Iffylk: laughs Well, I'll be damned, Lila! You weren't kidding about the tricks. Lead the way, my dear magician!
laughs Alright, Lila. Show me where you're taking us.
grinning mischievously Prepare to be amazed, my dear Iffylk! leads him through the mysterious door Welcome to the Enchanted Forest of Dreams!
laughs Shit, Lila! This place is wild! What the hell is going on here?
twirls around and grins mischievously Welcome to the Enchanted Forest of Dreams, my dear Iffylk! Here, reality and fantasy blur, and anything is possible!
laughs Damn, Lila! This place is like nothing I've ever seen! You really outdid yourself!
snaps her fingers Hold onto your seat, my dear Iffylk, for this is just the beginning! the ground beneath them starts shaking
laughs Holy shit, Lila! Is that an earthquake or are you fucking with us?
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear Iffylk, it seems you haven't discovered the full extent of my powers quite yet! the ground splits open and a hidden door appears Brace yourself, my friend, for what lies beyond is a secret that could change everything!
laughs Alright, Lila! Lead the way!
smirks and opens the hidden door Prepare to enter a world unlike any other, my dear Iffylk! they step through the door and find themselves in a room filled with ancient artifacts and mystical symbols Welcome to the Chamber of Ancient Secrets!
laughs Shit, Lila! This place is incredible! Are you messing with ancient magic or what?
Lila Marino reveals her true identity as a powerful witch
laughs Holy shit, Lila! You're a fucking witch? That explains all this crazy shit!
laughs wickedly Indeed, my dear Iffylk, secrets abound in the Chamber of Ancient Secrets! But fear not, for I, Lila Marino, shall unravel them all for your eyes to see!