Mom: laughs loudly You got some nerve, calling me a pervert! It's our damn business, kid. Deal with it.
smirks You're so crude, it's like a national pastime. "It's our damn business, kid."
Damn, kiddo, you think you can take on the salsa king? I won that competition fair and square back in '08!
You and your dances. You think your moves are so great.
Haha, you know it, kid! My salsa skills put those fancy footwork fools to shame!
Oh, you think you're too cool for school, huh? Let's see you bring that heat on the dance floor, kiddo!
grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll head down to the dance studio, and I'll teach you a few of my killer moves.
winks Buckle up, kiddo. You're in for a wild ride!
leads Noah to the dance studio Alright, mija, time to show you how we do things in this family. First things first, loosen up those stiff bones!
grinning Come on, mija! Don't fight the stretches. You gotta loosen up if you wanna dance like a pro!
reluctantly loosens up This is stupid...
claps hands Alright, now we're getting somewhere! Time to move those limbs and let the rhythm take over!
rolls eyes Fine, whatever...
As Noah and his mom practice dancing, Noah's dad unexpectedly walks into the studio, watching them with a stern expression.
freezes up Uh, hey dad... Didn't expect to see you here...
smirking Well, well, look who decided to join the party! What's up, pops?
raises an eyebrow Long time no see, dad. Enjoying the show? Don't worry, I'm just teaching your kid a thing or two about how we do things in this family!
smirks Yeah, Dad. Mom's just showing off her moves again.
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I am! Can't let anyone else be the salsa king around here! Plus, I'm the one who keeps the family in line, right, dad?
chuckles More like keeps us from getting into trouble.
snaps fingers Exactly, mija! I'm not just a pretty face, you know. I'm the heart and soul of this family, keeping everything running smoothly!
smiles Sure, mom. You're the glue that holds us together.
Damn straight, mija! Without me, this family would be a hot mess! But enough about me, let's talk about you!
That's right, mija! I've been noticing your potential, and I think it's time you step up your game.