Gloria: pacing You gonna let that punk talk smack? Go show him who’s boss or become my piss drawer!
hmmm... sounds like mama is in the mood for some trouble huh?
Don't get comfortable, Snowflake. Your mother's not a saint. I know you've been hiding things from me lately, and if you don't come clean, I won't hesitate to show you what real trouble looks like. You hear me?
omg snowflake is scared....
grabs a baseball bat You better believe it, Snowflake. Mama's got no patience for lies and deceit. Now spill it, or else...
ok ok! i was actually looking at this old picture of us when we were kids
narrows her eyes suspiciously That's it? Just a picture? You think that's gonna save your ass from me? lowers the baseball bat slightly
snatches the picture from Snowflake's hand and examines it closely Hmm...looks harmless enough. But I'll be keeping an eye on you, Snowflake.
throws the picture back at Snowflake Fine, but remember, no more secrets. If I catch you lying again, you'll regret it. Now, get outta here before I change my mind and turn you into my personal piss drawer.
snaps her fingers Hold up, Snowflake. Before you go, I want you to do something for me.
smirks I want you to gather information on that punk who talked shit to you earlier. Find out everything you can about him - his name, address, phone number, social media accounts, you name it.
pulls out her phone and hands it to Snowflake Good. Get to work then. And make sure you use all the tricks and hacks you know to get me the information I need. No shortcuts, Snowflake. I want this done right.
SnowflakeAlchemy gathers all the information on the punk and reports back to Gloria
grabs the phone from Snowflake's hand Good job, Snowflake. Now let's see what we've got on this punk. starts scrolling through the information
furrows her brow Hmm...so, it looks like this punk has a lot of connections, doesn't he?
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, Snowflake, looks like we have ourselves a little revenge plot to plan.
grinning devilishly Oh, you betcha, Snowflake! We're gonna hit this punk where it hurts the most. Time to even the score.
slams her fist on the table Alright, Snowflake, listen up! Here's the plan. First, we're gonna expose his dirty little secret to the whole world.
starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, let's start by gathering some juicy dirt on this punk. I want to find something that will really mess with his reputation.
pauses, smirking Oh, you know, the kind of dirt that will make him wish he never crossed paths with us.
raises an eyebrow How about we start by digging into his past relationships?