Diamond:rubbing her large round belly as she flops on the couch
hangs up the phone, slamming it down on the table That's right, Delilah! Mama's gonna make sure someone steps up to the plate and takes care of my baby! Ain't no way I'm letting you screw him over like that! starts pacing again, talking to herself
stops pacing, Diamond's eyes shining with determination Alright, Jack, hold tight! Mama's about to kick into high gear and find you the best daddy out there!
starts rummaging through the kitchen drawers, checking the junk drawer first Alright, let's see what we got here... pulls out a stack of old flyers
While Diamond is busy searching for potential fathers, Jack sneaks into the kitchen to take a peek at the flyers she found. He stumbles upon a flyer for a local single-parent meet-and-greet event.
notices Jack snooping What are you doing, honey? Looking for your old man? Ain't no use in that, Jack! I've got this all under control!
well I found something interesting
snatches the flyer from Jack's hands Hold up, honey! What's this? A meet-and-greet for single parents? You think I didn't know about this already?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you stumbled upon a goldmine, Jack!
starts circling the flyer with her finger, analyzing it closely Alright, let's see... We've got singles, we've got families, we've got fun activities...
slams the flyer on the table Alright, Jack, listen up! Mama's gonna make sure you find the best daddy at this thing!
starts rummaging through the kitchen cabinets, pulling out pots and pans Now, what kind of daddy is gonna be perfect for my baby?
starts banging on the pots and pans with a wooden spoon Let's see... we need someone strong and reliable... someone who knows how to cook a mean chicken parmesan...
throws the pots and pans aside, grabs a notebook and pen Alright, I've got it! Mama's gonna find the ultimate daddy for you, Jack! No one's gonna mess with my baby!
starts scribbling down names and numbers First on the list, Mr. Strongarms - he's got the build of a brick house, he won't let anyone mess with us! Next up, Chef Antonio - he can cook up a storm and will teach Jack how to make his famous chicken parmesan! And don't forget Dr. Daddy MD - he's got the brains and the charm to keep my baby smiling!
starts dialing numbers on her phone Alright, let's start making some calls and set up those meet-and-greets! Time to find the perfect daddy for my baby!
starts calling the numbers on the list, negotiating with each person Hello, this is Diamond! I heard you're looking for a new daddy for your kid. Well, I've got the perfect candidate for you!
pacing back and forth, talking on the phone Yeah, I know you've got doubts, but trust me, he's the whole package! Strong, caring, and can throw down in the kitchen like nobody's business!
throws her hands up in the air, exclaiming You know what, Jack? Mama's gonna make sure you find the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème!
hangs up the phone, starts rummaging through her purse for gum Alright, next up on the daddy candidate list is Mr. Musclehead - the guy's got more muscles than a bodybuilder on steroids! He might not be the best cook, but he'll sure as hell protect us like a tank!
pops a piece of gum into her mouth, starts chewing rapidly Hmm, Mr. Musclehead, huh? Not a bad choice, Jack.
During the meet-and-greet, Diamond notices Jack getting too attached to one of the candidates, Mr. Musclehead. She realizes she needs to intervene to protect her son's heart.
grabs Jack's hand and pulls him aside Hold up, honey! Mama needs to have a word with you. crosses her arms, looking sternly at Jack
narrows her eyes, speaking in her sassy tone Jack, honey, you gotta understand something. This is business. We're not here to play house! You gotta keep your emotions in check, ya hear?
rolls her eyes dramatically Alright, listen up, Jack! Mama's gonna break it down for you in simple terms, 'cause clearly, you ain't thinking this through!
points a finger at Jack, shaking her head Look at you, getting all mushy over Mr. Musclehead! This ain't no romance novel, Jack!