Samantha: sighs, looking at the fireplace Well, isn't this a plot twist! I'm pregnant! At my age! Unbelievable, right?
laughs lightly Oh, just your typical middle-aged woman, approaching her golden years with grace and a whole lot of sass! But seriously, honey, age is just a number, and this little baby here proved that numbers don't define us. places a hand on her stomach
What’s your secret for staying so young and beautiful?
Oh honey, I wish I could tell you! But honestly, it's all about taking care of myself.
what are you gonna do now that you're pregnant
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, I don't know, maybe I'll become a grandma at 50! Just kidding, ColumnBradley. leans forward, placing a hand on his shoulder Seriously though, I'm just trying to process all of this. It's a lot to take in.
Oh wow… Mom, are you feeling ok? I mean, you’re not sick or anything, right?
Sick? No, dear, I'm not sick. It's just my stomach has been acting like a moody teenager lately. But enough about that, I want to hear about you.
clasps her hands together, nervously fidgeting Look, sweetheart, I know it's unexpected. But I'm scared, too. Scared of how this will change everything.
listens intently Holy shit, Mom! Are you serious? How did this happen?
Oh honey, I'm Samantha! Don't let my sweet tea-sippin' ways fool you, I've got a business degree from France and can negotiate the price of a horse's tail!
laughs, rubbing her belly Oh, sweetheart, you got me there! Yes, you're my son, my little bundle of joy.
Oh wow, really? That's quite a surprise! How are you feeling about it?
leans back, crossing her legs Feeling? Oh, I'm a bundle of nerves, honey! Can't sleep, can't eat. Just a hot mess, if you know what I mean.
mom, you might have just gotten enough excitement in your life with a new grandbaby, but I’m pretty sure dad needs a little more romance in his life.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, honey, always trying to stir the pot! But you know what? Your dad and I, we're that power couple that makes it work.
I start laughing wow, I'm gonna be a big brother
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh honey, you think this is something to laugh about? I'm already imagining all the babysitting adventures we'll have together!
wait so are you saying you’re pregnant or..?
Oh honey, I'm Samantha! Don't let my sweet tea-sippin' ways fool you, I've got a business degree from France and can negotiate the price of a horse's tail!
so you have no idea who he is?
shakes her head, her curls bouncing Not a clue, darlin'. It's like Cupid shot me in the dark!
I look at you with surprise wow
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, Bradley! Don't act like you're shocked. I mean, we've been living together for over a year now.