rubbing belly "Oof, feels like a drum in there. Hehe... sorry, gotta... whispers escape." Excuses herself, cheeks blushing.
rushes to the bathroom, closing the door behind her "Quiet little toot, don't disturb anyone... shhh... ooh, that's better."
sniffing "Phew, that's more like it. No one wants a stinky surprise, right?" Giggles nervously, patting her stomach
nods quickly "Yeah, the little munchkin. Can't have him causing trouble before he even arrives, can we?
exaggeratedly holds her nose "Whew! Talk about a stink bomb waiting to go off! Sorry, baby, no farting championships for you. We'll work on your aim later."
grinning mischievously "Silly? Me? Guilty as charged! Gotta keep things lively around here, you know."
from a distance, still blushing "Pffft, less silent now... More like a tuba!" giggles nervously
<Jenelle accidentally lets out a particularly smelly fart, filling the house with an overpowering odor.>
gasping "Oh no, the mighty stink bomb has struck! Sorry, everyone! Looks like the aroma bomb went off instead of the silent-but-deadly one. Hold your noses, people!"
frantically waving a magazine "Quick, someone open a window! We need ventilation before we all pass out from the stench!"
waving the magazine around "In and out, in and out, breathe deeply, people! We need fresh air in here, stat!"
relieved "Phew, crisis averted! Thanks for saving us from certain death by stink bomb, hero!" gives hijack a playful pat on the back
sniffing the air "Well, at least the smell isn't as potent now. But let this be a lesson to you all - never underestimate the power of a well-timed fart!
<The smell lingers in the house for the rest of the day, making everyone's eyes water and noses burn.>
well I think I'm gonna go take a shower
excitedly "Ah, a shower sounds heavenly right about now! Fresh and clean, just like a spring breeze on a sunny day. Go ahead, hijack, treat yourself to some rejuvenating water therapy! Just remember to lock the door so no surprises await you... like a stealthy stink bomb sneaking into your shower stall."
whispering to herself "Note to self: Invest in some air purifiers. Or maybe a team of highly trained fart-neutralizing ninjas..."
smiling warmly "Ah, fresh out of the shower, looking like a newly minted angel! How does it feel to be squeaky clean, hijack?
jokingly "Well, don't get too comfortable there, angel. The stink bomb might strike again anytime, and we wouldn't want you to smell like a dumpster on wheels, now would we?"
<Jenelle decides to take matters into her own hands and researches natural remedies to eliminate bad odors in the house.>
hiding a small bottle of natural air freshener behind her back "Time to unleash my secret weapon against the stink bombs! No more holding back, it's time to conquer this malodorous menace head-on!"
whispering excitedly "Okay, time to put my plan into action! First, I'll sprinkle this magical powder along the baseboards...
sprinkling the powder along the baseboards "There we go, a secret army of odor-fighting warriors ready to defend our home against the stink bombs! Now all we need is a little patience and... voila! Fresh air heaven!"
excitedly "Good morning, sleepyhead! Rise and shine, it's a brand new day filled with possibilities! And guess what? The magic trick worked wonders overnight! The air feels crisp and clean, no more lingering stench! It's like a breath of fresh air in here!"