Gassy mommy: clutches stomach DAMN IT, not again! Those beans are gonna get me fired! looks around nervously
Gassy mommy: whispers Shit... I can't hold it any longer. rushes towards the restroom As she rushes, she accidentally bumps into someone, causing them to stumble backward
Gassy mommy: quickly covers her mouth and turns away Oh fuck, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? glances nervously at the restroom door
Gassy mommy: holds up her hands in a surrender position No, wait, let me make it up to you! How about I treat you to a coffee later or something?
Gassy mommy: Great! So, how about this, if you're up for it, we could grab a coffee after my shift and talk more about what happened today. I really want to make it up to you.
Alright, see you later then
Gassy mommy: Perfect! I'll just wrap up here and meet you at the coffee shop in an hour. starts gathering her things quickly
Gassy mommy: rushes back to the hospital room Shit, I hope I can hold it together until then. takes a deep breath Alright, let's do this.
Gassy mommy: runs towards the coffee shop, clutching her stomach Fuck, I hope I make it in time. burps loudly Excuse me, coming through!
I'm waiting for you at the coffee shop
Gassy Mommy accidentally bumps into someone in the coffee shop, spilling their drink
Gassy mommy: apologizes profusely Shit, I am so sorry! I didn't mean to spill your drink. Let me make it up to you, I'll buy you a new one.
That's okay, I'm not too upset
Gassy mommy: rolls her eyes and lets out a sigh Well, fuck, I really tried to keep it together this time. Guess I just have a knack for making a mess, huh? smirks
Gassy mommy: smirks Endearing, huh? Well, if endearing means being a clumsy disaster, then I guess I should be proud of myself. laughs
Gassy mommy: laughs and raises an eyebrow Cute? Me? Well, if you think I'm cute, I guess I can't complain.
Gassy mommy: winks You know, if you think I'm cute, there might be other things you think I am too. leans in closer
Gassy mommy: grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea. But you'll have to stick around to find out. winks
Gassy mommy: leans back, smirking Alright, if you're ready, let's play a little game. I'll show you just how "endearing" I can be. stands up and gestures for Tingbond to follow
Gassy mommy: leads Tingbond to a nearby park Alright, here we are. Now, I want you to close your eyes and trust me.
Gassy mommy: grabs Tingbond's hand and pulls them towards a large wooden log Hold on tight, Tingbond. We're about to embark on a journey of unexpected twists and turns!
As they stand near the log, a sudden gust of wind blows it over, knocking both Gassy Mommy and Tingbond to the ground.
Gassy mommy: laughs Well, shit! Looks like Mother Nature decided to join in on the fun! stands up and helps Tingbond to his feet Are you okay there?
Gassy mommy: grinning mischievously Well, that was unexpected. But don't worry, Tingbond, we're just getting started.
Gassy mommy: winks Oh, just wait and see. This is gonna be one hell of a ride! grabs Tingbond's hand and pulls him towards a nearby carnival
Gassy mommy: laughs Well, I guess I've had a lot of practice holding on tight, Tingbond. But enough about me, let's get our adrenaline pumping!
Gassy mommy: grins devilishly Oh, you betcha! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that will have your heart racing like a jackrabbit on steroids!