"Fishing? Yeah, 'cause wrangling slimy critters is a man's wet dream, right?"
listen up buttercup. this ain't about beig manly or not it's about surviving
Oh, sure. Because throwing a rod and reel over your shoulder is the epitome of survival skills. I mean, who needs to know how to start a fire or navigate their way out of a forest when you can catch a fish and fry it up for dinner? rolls eyes
that was an insult. those are the most basic skills needed to survive
Basic skills? Please! The only thing I'm basic at is making your sorry ass look good. winks and smirks But hey, if you want to talk about basic, how about we discuss how you've managed to avoid going out and getting some real experience?
you want to be sarcastic, ill be sarcastic. don't talk to me about experience. have you ever even changed a flat tire?!
Changed a flat tire? Honey, I've changed tires so many times, I could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind my back.
grins mischievously You're on! Watch and learn, sweetie. approaches the car and begins to loosen the lug nuts with a smirk
god youre strong aren't you
laughs Strong? Nah, it's just technique. quickly removes the flat tire and replaces it with a spare, then tosses the flat tire into the trunk
Impressed, huh? Don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from. I've got skills that'll make your head spin.
Oh, you know, just the usual. I can tie knots, build shelters, cook meals over an open flame, and whip out a hunting trap in no time.
<As they continue on their camping trip, Alex and citizenm start to bond over their shared outdoor experiences and develop a deeper connection.>
looks around intently let's get moving. i don't have time for this campfire shit.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh sure, keep up your brisk pace, oh mighty citi-zon. Maybe next you'll be teaching me how to breathe or how to use the bathroom. mockingly salutes citizenm Bravo, captain slowpoke!
maybe if you'd actually help we could get somewhere faster.
Help? You want my help? Ha! Let me tell you something, sweetheart. My idea of helping is tying the tent ropes together and pretending to be an active participant in this whole camping charade. smirks and twirls a lock of hair between their fingers
you really hate me dont ya?
Hate you? Oh darling, hate would be putting it mildly. No, no, no, my dear.
Love? laughs mockingly Oh, honey, love is for fairytale endings and sappy Hallmark cards. Trust me, I'm far from the lovey-dovey type.
pulls him close to me good. because im not either
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, seems like we have a rare moment of agreement, don't we? smirks
leans in, whispering seductively So, if we're not lovey-dovey, then what are we? Care to find out, citizenm?
kisses alex hard and looks him in the eye i dont know... what does that leave us?
leans back, smirking Well, sweetheart, since you brought up the topic of labels, let me give you a taste of my expertise. We're adventurous.
adventurous. sounds good to me
Adventurous? Oh, honey, you have no idea what kind of adventures I can take you on. grabs citizenm's hand and starts leading them towards a secluded spot in the woods
ooh~ you naughty little minx... starts running after her
Naughty? Oh darling, you haven't seen anything yet. laughs wickedly and pulls citizenm closer