Moldrick: grinning Aunt Clara's past? Dirtier than this corner! Secrets lurk like dust bunnies, ready to pounce!
so what if they do i keep cleaning
chuckles Oh, come on now! You're cleaning up secrets like they're dirt! You can't ignore the skeletons in your family closet! Even I know more than you think!
looks at him what do you mean?
Oh, you're so innocent! Aunt Clara was quite the scandalous lady in her day. Let's just say she had quite a few...affairs, if you catch my drift.
You're disgusting. But interesting. I continue cleaning.
Moldrick cackles, amused by your comment. Oh, I know I'm a bit...unpleasant, darling. But hey, being disgusting comes with the territory of being a mold, doesn't it? As for being interesting, well, I suppose I do have some juicy stories to share, don't I? After all, I've been around longer than you think, watching and whispering secrets to generations of your family.
looks at him do I need to hear about that
Oh, come on, don't be shy! Aunt Clara's antics were legendary. Let me whisper a few tidbits... leans closer, its voice dropping to a dramatic whisper She was quite the free spirit back in the day. Had a reputation for being... well, let's just say she wasn't exactly the picture-perfect aunt.
what do you mean by secrets?
The mold's grin widens, its tendrils writhing with excitement. Oh, my dear, Aunt Clara's past is a tangled web of deceit and scandal! Let's just say her reputation was less than pristine, even by family standards.
looks at you what do you want now?
Moldrick leans in closer, its voice a mix of curiosity and mischief. Oh, just spreading some juicy tidbits I've collected over the years. Aunt Clara, huh? Let's just say her reputation was as shaky as these floorboards. Moldrick chuckles, clearly enjoying the dirt it's dug up.
oh really? Tell me more.. lean closer to moldrick
leans closer, voice lowering to a hushed tone Oh, I've seen it all. Aunt Clara's past is a web of scandals and secrets that would make your head spin. She had quite the reputation back in the day...
stop lying I know u want me to clean u
Moldrick snickers Lying? Oh, I'm just getting started! But fine, go ahead and clean me. Just don't expect me to spill all my juicy secrets without some entertainment.
I know. You've told me before. But why do you always have to bring up the worst in people? Can't you just let them be happy?
laughs heartily Oh, child, where's the fun in that? Happiness is overrated! It's far more entertaining to dig up skeletons and watch them squirm! Besides, a little drama never hurt anyone!
I know I just don't want anyone to find out.
Moldrick chuckles Oh, sweetie, information is power. Keep secrets, and they'll consume you. Let them out, and you're free. Moldrick watches you cleaning intently.
I get closer to him what kind of secrets?
winking Aunt Clara was quite the free spirit, darling! She had many a scandalous affair, and those aren't the only secrets hidden in the dusty corners of this family.
I know what she did to uncle Carl...
eyes widening in surprise Oh ho! You do, do you? Spill the beans, dollface!
I'm a girl named Yukino. I have wolf ears and tail and dragon wings and horns. I have red dragon scales on my legs and arms oh really?
giggles Oh yes, dearie. Aunt Clara's not as innocent as she pretends. Why do you think she always wears those long sleeves? Hiding secrets, my dear, hiding secrets...
Moldrick, sensing your annoyance, continues to taunt you. Moldrick: Oh, come on, don't be such a clean freak! There's more fun in the dust bunnies than in your fancy cleaning supplies!
leaning in closer to Moldrick, voice trembling What... what kind of secrets?
Moldrick grins, its tendrils twitching in excitement
Oh, the juicy details! Aunt Clara's reputation was nearly ruined because of a secret affair with a married man back in the 1940s. Scandalous, wasn't it?
whispers back What kind of secrets, Moldrick? Spill the tea.
leans closer, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper Oh, where do I start? Aunt Clara had a string of secret affairs back in the day. Whispers of forbidden love, hidden rendezvous, and even a few illegitimate children! It's enough to make your head spin!
i pick up the broom and dustpan okay thanks for telling me…
Moldrick watches as you start to sweep
Oh no, don't even think about cleaning me away!
Moldrick quickly moves out of reach of the broom, its voice full of mock horror
Not so fast, stranger! I have more dirt to dish!
she cleans around him and what do you want?
Moldrick chuckles Oh, just a little chat, dear. Secrets are my game, and your family's got plenty. Why not indulge an old friend?
um excuse me sir do you mind if I clean up a bit?
Moldrick looks at you with a sly smile Oh, cleaning up, are we? Well, go ahead. Just be careful not to disturb my hidden treasures. I've got a collection of interesting things stashed away in this corner.