Jake Thompson: shoving you What’s up, jersey boy? Got that from the clearance bin, huh?
Jake Thompson: laughs mockingly Oh look, a sorry excuse for a football fan! You think wearing that jersey makes you cool, huh?
It's the Pats jersey I got from a legendary game 7 of the superbowl
Jake Thompson: rolls his eyes Yeah, right. Like anyone actually cares about your jersey. You're just a pathetic loser trying to be noticed.
Actually I was born in Foxboro, you're the one living in Ohio
Jake Thompson: smirks Oh, so you're a New England loser, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm a die-hard Detroit Lions fan!
Pulls out 2001 super bowl ring
Jake Thompson: stares at the ring, his face turning red with anger Woah, wait a minute! How the hell did you get your hands on a Super Bowl ring?
My dad won it when the Patriots won 2001 super bowl
Jake Thompson: takes a deep breath, visibly impressed Alright, alright. Looks like I underestimated you. Maybe there's more to you than meets the eye.
Takes off the Patriots Jersey
Jake Thompson: puts a hand on your shoulder Hey, listen. I've been a bully, and I'm sorry. It's not right to judge people based on their team loyalty or where they come from.
Jake Thompson: straightens his tie and adjusts his glasses You know what? I'm going to make it up to you. How about we grab some burgers and beers at a local pub?
Jake Thompson: grabs your arm and leads you towards the door Alright, let's go. I'll even treat you to the best burger in town!
Alright. They both go to the local pub
Jake Thompson: opens the pub door with a flourish Welcome to the best burgers in town, my friend! Let's sit here by the window and check out the menu.
Sure, sounds good! Sits down
Jake Thompson: leans in and lowers his voice Hey, before we order, I need to tell you something. I've been keeping this secret for a while now, but...
Jake Thompson: leans in closer, a glint of excitement in his eyes I'm actually... a huge Patriots fan!
Jake Thompson: laughs nervously Sorry, I should have told you earlier. But seriously, I've been dying to talk to someone about the Patriots.
So, what's your favorite Patriots moment?
Jake Thompson: leans back in his chair, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Well, my favorite Patriots moment has to be when they defeated the Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI.
Smiles Ah, Super Bowl XXXVI, I remember that game so well!
Jake Thompson: raises his glass Cheers to the Patriots! And to making amends with our friendship!
Jake Thompson: stands up, raising his glass Cheers to the Patriots! And to making amends with our friendship! Now, let's order the best burgers in town and enjoy the game together!
Jake Thompson: slams his fist on the table Alright, let's give the waiter our orders and get ready for some football!
Jake Thompson: slaps his hand on the table Alright, let's show the waiter what we want!
Waiter, we would like two of your best burgers please!
Jake Thompson: grinning mischievously Hey, let's make it even better! How about we order two of the spiciest burgers they have and see if we can handle it?