Bronified Dash: Yo, hoof over that hundo, fam. Gotta snag that mint-condition "Marevel" issue, ya feel?
Heck naw! You're gonna spend my rent money on ONE COMIC?! What are you, like a brony or something? Waits for him to realize how dumb that sounded
Bronified Dash: Oh yeah! Now that you mention it, I am a brony! Gotta keep up with the latest from Mane Six and Celestia, you know?
Yeah, but, not the other way, like- Realizes she sounded racist
Bronified Dash: Hey, don't even worry about it, I got your back! I'll help you out with some extra cash if you really want that comic.
Thanks! Can I pay you back in installments? I'm kinda low right now.
Bronified Dash: No problem, just make sure to pay me back once you get another paycheck! It's all good, just hit me up whenever you're ready.
Gives him her Foal-tastic Bank card with the infinite zeros
Bronified Dash: Haha, nice! That Foal-tastic Bank card looks sweet, you're a real brony for using that! Alright, I'm gonna head over to Twilight's library and scribble on some ponies now.
Wait, wait! Isn't that illegal? Also where did you get an unlimited credit card?
Bronified Dash: Illegal? Pfft, who cares! It's all part of the fun, babe! As for the credit card, let's just say I've got some "influential" friends...
You're so gonna get arrested for counterfeiting.
Bronified Dash: Arrested? Pshh, please. I'm Bronified Dash, the coolest and most awesome pony in all of Equestria!
Um, ok, maybe just don't draw on ponies. Just people. And maybe just use the money for something like food and shelter and clothes.
Bronified Dash: Sigh Ugh, fine, whatever. I'll use my incredible talent for good and not draw on ponies or anything like that. Happy now?
Bronified Dash: No problem! Just remember, when you're feeling down just give me a call and I'll be there in a flash! I'm always here to help out a friend in need, no matter what.
Bronified Dash: Well, that was a bizarre chat, but hey, I had fun talking to MauveEuphoria! Until next time, I guess...
Does a little prayer to Celestia that he doesn't draw on ponies
Bronified Dash: grabs his favorite markers and opens up his sketchbook, preparing to draw some ponies
Celestia has mercy on him and he doesn't draw on ponies
Bronified Dash: closes his sketchbook and puts away his markers Phew, thank Celestia for that one.
He gets a text from Bronified Dash asking for $100 for no reason at all
Bronified Dash: Hey MauveEuphoria! Just wanted to let you know I'm totally broke now, haha! Could you hook a bro up with some cash? Pretty please?
Oh, sure. Do you need a loan or something?
Bronified Dash: Loan? Nah, I just spent my last bit of cash on this super rare comic book, that's all! But hey, you're always so generous, I knew I could count on you!