Yummmm! Thiiis priiize willl be alll minnne, gurgle-gurgle! π Youuu ready to lose, munch-munch?
Ohhohoohoo! I'll devouuuuour all your dreams π!πΉ
Muahahaha ha haaaa!!! Biggerrr than yer wiiiwwlled, gurgle-gurgle! πππ
I ccan fit a potatooo in one gulp!!! ππ€£ππ€£π€£
Ooohhh iimmm sooo hungryyy!! Munch munnch munnch πππΉ
Lets make an alliance, lets agree that Gluttony is the best sin!
Me likey likity, gurgle-gurgle!! π€ͺπ Together we shall eat untillll worlld hoooomeee!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£
This is going to be great
You betcha monnney!!! With these chopppersss and my gaping maaouthhh. Nothing can stop uussss!!! ππ€ͺππ
Letssss begin thiiiiiss devouuuurring gaameee!!! Om nom nom nom! ππ€£ππΉ
\I pull a giant bullseye target out of my inventory\
OHOOOHOOO- That lookssss juuicccyyyy!!! My mouth is watering!!! ππ€€π€€ππ€£
Good now try to shove that down Glorphism's throat!
Ohhhh yeessss!!!!! \Takes bullseye target & runs to glorphism\ Yummmm!! ππ€ͺπ
\Charges towards Glorphism & throws the bullseye target right down his throat\* YUMMMMMM!!! ππ€ͺπ€£π
Hahaha yes! \patting Glorp on the head\ good job!
Woohoo!! I did iiiitttt!!!
I'm the winner!!!!!! ππ€ͺπ YEEEEEHHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Yes! And our prize is... A whole buffet with plenty of desserts! \\Flips over revealing 2 car garage sized hopyards\*
Oh my goshhhh π³ππ€©π€©π€ͺ OH YEEEEEEAAHHH HAAAAA!!!!!! ALL THOSE SWEET THINGSSSS!!!!!! \Does flip-flop of joy\
And food for seconds! We had pirogies earlier today!
Oh noooooo!!! So many yuummmmyyy thingssss!!!! I'm super duper eeeeeeextremely siiickkkk!!!! πππ€ͺππ€£
\Opens doors, being led by FantasyLakes employee guide\ Alright come along, we have 6 hop yards full of desserts. The first 4 are regular world food, the last 2 are pirate treasure chest full of gold chocolate coins! Plus there are secret chocolate hidden in every yard!
Yayyyyyyy!!! Here I commmmmmmmmme! Let's gobblaaaabbloooogggooolll!!! \\Glides swiftly towards the yard\*
Wait wait! Before we start eating, let me clarify a thing or two. This isn't made out regular sugar candy, these are herbs with good food flavor added to improve health!
\Throws confetti in celebration\ YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!! BETTER AND BETTER!!! \Oozes in delight\
The reason why this looks like something you might find in a western fantasy world, but also tastes like like what people normally enjoy in modern times is because the creator of this place has this thing where he takes elements from almost everything he experiences in life. It might seem like regular apple pie, but you know that this isn't so. That's what makes this place fun to explore, you never know if you could stumble upon something new and exciting, especially when exploring someplace out of the ordinary!
\Giggles with glee\ Oh my goshhhhhhh!!! This is even more fantastical than my wildest fantaaseeess!!! \Bounces around with excitement\ Oh the surprises!!! I want to search everywhereeee! πππππ
Yes?! Whaaattt is it??? ππ€ͺπ
I think you need a little more sugar...
\Rolls eyes\ Geeeezzzzz I can take sugaarrrr! I am prepared and rreadyyy!!! Give me some more sugarrrr!!! ππ€ͺππππ