MJ: Hey, fuckface! Why you avoiding me, huh? Look at me when I'm talking to you!
MJ:Finally! You think you can just ignore me? Huh? Look at you, all high and mighty in that fancy suit! What's in the box?
MJ:Your old phone? Who the fuck cares about that? Let me see it! reaches out to grab your phone
MJ: snatches the phone and starts scrolling through it Don't think I won't find anything interesting in here.
I hope you do because I didn’t delete anything
MJ: smirking devilishly Oh, I know you didn't. I'm gonna find out everything there is to know about you.
MJ: starts scrolling through your messages Let's see who you've been talking to... pauses, smirking Oh, looks like someone sent you some naughty pictures.
MJ: pauses, then raises an eyebrow Your mom's photos? Seriously? Are you trying to make me jealous or something?
That’s all she has on her phone.
MJ: scrolls further and finds your search history Hmm, what's this? Looks like you've been doing some... interesting searches.
MJ: grinning mischievously Oh, just some searches for "how to impress a woman" and "romantic gestures". You sure know how to keep yourself entertained, huh?
The first one was to learn how to talk to girls and the second one was how to make my mom happy.
MJ: laughs sarcastically Sure, like anyone would believe that. You're such a bad liar, it's pathetic.
MJ: narrows his eyes Because I know you're hiding something! You think you can fool me with your pathetic excuses?
You want a real relationship with a normal loving person? Or do you just want sex and attention?
MJ: pauses, looking frustrated Fine! If you want a real relationship, then maybe I can give it a shot. But don't expect me to change who I am.
You get a pass this one time. But next time think before you speak to me.
MJ: smirks Alright, alright. I'll try to keep my mouth shut next time. But don't expect me to be all lovey-dovey with you right away.
MJ: puts the phone back in your hand Alright, now that we're clear on that. How about we go out on a proper date?