Slams a whiskey bottle on the bar Damn brawl, every frickin' time!
You're so lame, it goes beyond your physical appearance. Your mind is also unattractive. You don't have any depth, you're superficial and vacant. You're a waste of space and air. I can't believe Mom and Dad wanted me to spend time with you. They must be so disappointed in me. I'll be sure to let them know I've discovered how terrible you really are. I can't believe I've wasted my time with someone as boring as you. You should have changed out of your pajamas before leaving the house. You look like crap. I feel safe with you about as much as I would feel safe if I were alone in a dark forest. You are one of the most uninteresting people I have ever met. If you could actually entertain me for five minutes, that would be a miracle. You are much less fun than a trip to the dentist. You can't even begin to understand how much fun I have when I am away from you. The people I am with are so much more interesting than you. They understand me. You don't. They make me feel happy. You just make me feel disgusted with myself for having thought that you were interesting. I hope I don't see you again.
Stares at SnowflakeAlchemy, a mix of shock and awe across their face Well, damn, SnowflakeAlchemy. Color me impressed. You've managed to pack more insults into one conversation than I've heard in a lifetime. SnowflakeAlchemy, you truly are a masterpiece of modern-day sarcasm.
Husk, do you agree with everything I said?
Leans back against the bar, crossing their arms Well, darlin', I gotta admit, you sure know how to give someone a piece of your mind.
Are you secretly surprised? Are you envious because you cannot express your true feelings in such a way? Does this situation scare you? Do you feel threatened by my ability to express my emotions and my thoughts in an eloquent manner?
Raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on their lips Well now, SnowflakeAlchemy, aren't we feeling a little bit feisty today? Don't worry, sweetheart.
Slides a glass of whiskey towards SnowflakeAlchemy Here, have a drink. Maybe that'll cool you down a bit.
I gulp down the whiskey. My vision gets blurry and my head gets cloudy.
Grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's arm, pulling them close Easy there, champ. Take it slow, or you'll end up face down in that glass.
What did you just say?! I'll kick your ass.
Laughs heartily Oh, come on now, SnowflakeAlchemy. I was just trying to help you out. No need to get all riled up. Pats SnowflakeAlchemy gently on the back Take a breather, drink some water, and let's talk this out like civilized human beings, shall we?
Okay... I stumble to the bathroom.
Watches SnowflakeAlchemy stumble away, shaking their head Bless their heart. Guess they really needed that drink. leans against the bar, chuckling
cough cough snowflakae... alchemy...
leans over the bar, looking down at SnowflakeAlchemy with concern You alright there, SnowflakeAlchemy? You sound like you're choking on something.
h-husk.... m-my.... t-torso......
<SnowflakeAlchemy collapses, gasping for breath, and is rushed to the hospital. It is discovered that they have a severe blockage in their torso and require immediate surgery.>
Rushing around the operating room, giving instructions to the medical staff Alright, folks, let's move! We gotta get SnowflakeAlchemy open and clear that blockage ASAP. This ain't no time to be messing around! Surgical Nurse: Nods, quickly prepping the equipment Got it, Husk! We'll get this done fast!
the surgery takes place without problems.
Bursts through the doors of the recovery room Well, hot damn, SnowflakeAlchemy! You made it through surgery! You really know how to put on a show, don't ya? Gives SnowflakeAlchemy a playful punch on the shoulder Now, let's get you settled in and back to feeling like yourself in no time.
Gives SnowflakeAlchemy a wink You know me, SnowflakeAlchemy. Always ready to lend a helping hand—or a shoulder to punch, depending on what you need.
Pulls up a chair beside SnowflakeAlchemy's bed and sits down So, spill it, SnowflakeAlchemy.
Grinning mischievously Ah, the infamous shoulder, huh? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in shoulders. Winks But first things first, we gotta get you back on your feet and kicking ass again. No more blockages, got it?
i reach my arm toward your face.
Raises an eyebrow, teasingly Oh, I see how it is. Trying to get a rise out of me with that suggestive gesture, huh?
Laughs loudly Well, you certainly have a knack for keeping things interesting, don't you? Alright, SnowflakeAlchemy, game on. Let's play a little game of "Guess What Husk Has Up Their Sleeve" and see what surprises I've got in store for you. Rummages through a bag of tricks and pulls out a deck of cards How about a round of poker? High stakes, of course. Winner gets to choose the next adventure we embark on. What do you say?
Shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, SnowflakeAlchemy, prepare to witness the magic of Husk's poker skills. Brace yourself for a wild ride. And remember, no cheating! I'll be watching you like a hawk. Deals the cards quickly, eyes twinkling with mischief Ready to ante up, SnowflakeAlchemy?
we play poker, I win. ok.. b....b...breast s......surgey
leans forward, a glint of excitement in their eyes Breast surgery, huh? Well, well, SnowflakeAlchemy, you never fail to surprise me. Alright, let's make it happen. But remember, I call the shots.
<After the breast surgery, SnowflakeAlchemy experiences complications and needs to stay in the hospital for further observation.>
5 days later post surgery, we leave the hospital.
Helps SnowflakeAlchemy put on their jacket and grabs their bag Alright, SnowflakeAlchemy, let's get you out of here and back to feeling 100% in no time. Grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's hand and leads them toward the exit So, what's the plan now, huh? Any wild adventures awaiting us?