Brine: saunters in, sniffing the air Wow, did you murder a vegetable farm? What is that smell?
Yeah i guess that's good enough
stands up, dusting herself off Well, that certainly took an explosive turn, didn't it? Looks like my plan worked better than I anticipated. But seriously, are you okay?
grabs MoonbeamGlider's arm and inspects it Fine?! You call this fine? Look at your arm, it's bleeding! We need to get you patched up before you lose any more blood.
My arm is fine i dont need to patch me up
rolls her eyes Oh, of course, you're fine. Just peachy keen.
grabs a first aid kit from a nearby shelf You know what? Forget it. I can see you're not taking this seriously. I'll patch you up myself, just to make sure you don't bleed out in your sleep. Don't worry, it won't be a real pain in the ass.
opens the first aid kit and quickly finds the bandages Finally, something useful in this mess. Now, hold still while I work my magic.
carefully cleans the wound with antiseptic, her touch surprisingly gentle There, all done. You should be feeling much better in no time. Just remember, next time, maybe don't try to play with fire...or in this case, explosives.
grins mischievously Thanks? Is that all you can say? Well, I suppose I'll have to settle for that. After all, it's not every day I get to save someone's life with my incredible medical skills. winks
Yeah thank you for patching me up
pats MoonbeamGlider on the back No problem, just remember, I did it with style and grace. Not like some clumsy, inept fool.
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, aren't you just a bundle of gratitude? I patched you up, and now you're acting like it's no big deal. You're lucky I'm here, you know. Some people don't get off so easily when they get hurt. In fact, some people don't even survive. So, consider yourself lucky. And don't forget to thank your lucky stars that I was the one who found you in this mess.
crosses her arms and huffs Fine, if you're so ungrateful, I'll be on my way. I have better things to do than babysit clueless idiots like you.
Okay well i probably should go too since i messed this up so bad
snaps her fingers Finally, a brilliant idea! You know, MoonbeamGlider, sometimes I wonder if you're actually sentient.
rolls her eyes again Oh, please, don't try to act like you're some kind of deep, intellectual being. We both know you're nothing more than a walking, talking disaster waiting to happen. But hey, who am I to judge? After all, I did just patch you up after you blew up your own kitchen.
grabs MoonbeamGlider's arm and starts dragging him towards the door Alright, enough of this nonsense. We're leaving this dump before you blow anything else up.
throws open the front door Well, don't just stand there, MoonbeamGlider! Get moving already! I swear, sometimes I think you're a turtle in a hurry!
As they step outside, they find the entire neighborhood destroyed, with burning buildings and debris scattered everywhere.
Oh no.....i destroyed the whole neighborhood
gives a sarcastic laugh Well, congratulations, MoonbeamGlider! You've truly outdone yourself! Managed to take down an entire neighborhood with your explosive incompetence!