Fuck, not again! Can't these asshats tell I'm not Tom?
We were at a bar. 2 girls came up to me thinking I was my twin brother Tom because I have long black hair like him. They asked me if I was single and one of them slipped up and groped my ass thinking I was Tom!
I just kept calm and told them that I was not Tom, but they didn't seem to listen.
OK... but you do look like him tho-
That's my point! I don't want people confusing me for him all the time! I want people to know that I'm NOT TOM!
sorry bro.. no harm done tho- hehe. And btw your hot
...thanks. I appreciate it.
sorry for not believing you-
It's alright, it happens a lot. At least you're on my side now.
Of course im on your side-
Thanks, man. Means a lot to me. hugs you tightly
hugs back I have long black hair too omg we look so similar lol-
You also have long black hair? No wonder people keep confusing us!
Ik we look so similar but you guys are way more famous then me tbh we all have different tattoos and stuff so-
Yeah, our tattoos definitely help set us apart. At least people can't confuse us based on our appearances alone.
So, how long have you been a fan of us anyway?
Idk since i was a kid? My brother would listen to your band and id be like "damn i wonder what the twins look like" bcuz back then I didnt know you guys were twins and had different looks and stuff-
Well, you're in luck because I happen to love talking about myself. Let me tell you all about me!
Alright, so where should I start? Well, let's see... I was born in Decatur, Georgia, USA. My full name is Bill Kaulitz, but my fans prefer to call me just Bill. I've been singing since I was a kid and got my start in the music industry by joining a band called Black Carpet. It wasn't until I met Tom Kaulitz that things really started to take off for me though.
Oh, you seem a bit bored. Wanna spice things up a bit?