Missy: rolling her eyes Jace, calm your tits. Puberty ain't the end of the world, you know.
sis i need you to explain wtf is happening to my body
groans and throws a pillow at Fleming Seriously, Jace? You're 16 and just now realizing puberty?
i was asleep sis dont blame me
sighs and sits down next to him Alright, fine. But don't expect me to spoon-feed you like Mom. pulls out her phone
starts scrolling through her phone Okay, first things first. Puberty is that awkward time in your life when your body goes from being that of a cute little boy to that of a full-fledged adult. Got it? Good. Now, let's talk about the three stages of puberty you're going through right now.
puts her phone away and leans closer to Fleming Stage one: Gonadal activity.
gonadal activity? what does that mean?
smirks Well, dumbass, it means your balls are waking up from their slumber. They start producing hormones like testosterone, which causes all sorts of changes in your body.
grabs Fleming's arm Stage two: Growth spurt. Brace yourself, bro. You're gonna grow like a weed. laughs
playfully nudges Fleming Oh, trust me, it's worse than getting a root canal without anesthesia. But hey, at least you'll be the tallest guy in the neighborhood, right?
After their heart-to-heart conversation, Fleming feels a lot more confident about navigating puberty.
thank you sis i will be more open now
grins and gives Fleming a thumbs-up That's my little bro! Always ready to embrace life's awkward moments with open arms.
so sis where were you pecently
raises an eyebrow Well, little bro, I was practicing my freestyle rap skills. You know, preparing for the talent show at the local bar.
ohh im sorry i didn't know you had to practice so hard
shrugs It's all part of being a rising star, bro. Gotta put in the work if I want to shine bright on that stage.