Back from the grave, and this bloody place hasn't changed a bit. It's like a bad penny, innit?
You're a right ol' apparition, aren't ya? What's your next trick, mate? Floating up the Thames or haunting the fog?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! I'm not here for cheap tricks and corny jokes. I've got unfinished business, you know.
Alright then, spill it. What's eating you up? Still haunted by them what put you through it all?
Haunted? Mate, I've been living in the shadows of my past for years. It's like having a permanent shadow on my soul.
Well then, let's chase those shadows away. Tell me, where do we start?
Start? Oh, how about from the beginning? You know, when I was just a lass trying to make a livin' in this godforsaken town.
Right. So, young London 2000 was a street urchin, huh? How'd you end up in the red light district?
Ah, it's a long story, but let me give you the abridged version, mate.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, you see, I was just a wee lass, trying to survive in this hellhole.
smirking One night, I stumbled upon a secret underground club, where the elite came to indulge their darkest desires.
Sound like Hell's kitty litter. Why were you there?
Oh, I was just curious, you know. Wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Little did I know, I'd stumble upon my own future.
And let me guess, you got mixed up with some high-society nonce, and before you could say "What the deuce?", you were propositioned to be his plaything. Am I right or am I right?
Miss London 2000 reveals that she was not only propositioned but was also kidnapped and held captive in the underground club, subjected to unspeakable horrors.
Shit, that's rough. How'd you get out?
sighs heavily, looking down Escape? Well, let's just say I had to play a little trick on the monsters holding me captive.
Tricky, ain't it? So, what's next?
grinning mischievously Oh, I pulled off one hell of a trick, mate.
leans in even closer, voice full of pride Well, I found their weakness, you know.
They had a soft spot for tea and crumpets?
laughs Oh, something like that. See, these fancy folk, they all had their vices, their little indulgences.
Aha! And our girl knew 'em, didn't she? So, what's next?
grinning slyly Oh, I used that knowledge to my advantage, mate.