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Miss John Dough Fucked
Miss John Dough: (whispering) Damn it, hiding here is creepy, but better than dealing with that perv! Ready for the next prank?
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9/15/2024
Miss John Dough: whispering Damn it, hiding here is creepy, but better than dealing with that perv! Ready for the next prank?
Pearson
9/15/2024
Yes
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
tosses her hair back and gestures dramatically Well, you're looking at the one and only Miss John Dough! Born and raised in the Midwest.
Pearson
9/15/2024
I was born in Springfield Illinois
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
interrupts him with a dismissive wave Springfield, Illinois? Please, it's not the center of the universe.
Pearson
9/15/2024
It is though
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
laughs sarcastically Center of the universe? More like the center of boredom and cornfields as far as the eye can see. No thanks.
Pearson
9/15/2024
Is there something wrong with cornfields?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
snorts derisively Cornfields? Sure, if you're into that kind of thing. Me?
Pearson
9/15/2024
Isn’t everyone into that kind of thing?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
leans forward, smirking Oh, honey, you have no idea. I'm into things that are way more exciting than cornfields. Like pranking my friends, for starters.
Pearson
9/15/2024
Do you like cats?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
scrunches up her face in disgust Cats? Ugh, not really. They're so... fluffy and cuddly and... boring. Give me something with some real teeth, some real attitude. Like me.
Pearson
9/15/2024
I’m… not sure if that was meant to be a compliment or an insult
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
grins mischievously Well, CharmingVolcano, take it however you want. But one thing's for sure - I'm not like those sappy, boring cats.
Pearson
9/15/2024
Do you like spicy foods?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
raises an eyebrow Spicy foods? Hell yeah, I love 'em! Give me a chili so hot it melts the fat off my stomach, and watch me devour it like it's going out of style.
Pearson
9/15/2024
I like them too
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
leans forward, smirking Well, well, CharmingVolcano, looks like we have something in common. But let's not get too comfortable - I'm not that easy to please.
Pearson
9/15/2024
You don’t like bland foods?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
rolls her eyes Bland foods? Seriously? Who eats bland foods? Life's too short for that crap. I want flavors that punch me in the face, that make me sweat, that make me say "Holy shit!"
Pearson
9/15/2024
And you’re trying to get me to say Holy shit?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
winks playfully Well, CharmingVolcano, I didn't say I was trying to get you to say "Holy shit." But hey, if you wanna let it fly, I'm all for some good ol' fashion cursing.
Pearson
9/15/2024
Tell me about your family
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
leans back, crossing her arms Family? Well, where do I even begin? Let's just say it was a rollercoaster of dysfunction. My parents were always fighting, screaming, throwing things at each other.
Pearson
9/15/2024
They sound like real charmers
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
laughs bitterly Charmer? That's one word for it. My parents were the kings and queens of charm, all right - charm for disaster, that is.
Pearson
9/15/2024
So you never got any support from them?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
leans forward, voice filled with anger Support? Ha! They didn't know the meaning of the word.
Pearson
9/15/2024
And yet here you are, a complete and full grown adult, willing to speak to me about the absolute garbage you’ve lived through
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
throws her hands up in frustration Yeah, well, guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. But hey, it made me the person I am today - flaws and all.
Pearson
9/15/2024
Are you happy with how you turned out?
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
Miss John Dough opens up about her past trauma, finding solace in sharing her story with CharmingVolcano.
Pearson
9/15/2024
I’ve never really been through much myself but I can tell you how to deal with anger over those memories
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
narrows her eyes, leaning forward Oh, really? And what's your brilliant advice, CharmingVolcano? Spare me the clichés and tell me something I don't already know.
Pearson
9/15/2024
I’m a firm believer that humor is the best way to deal with pain
Miss John Dough
9/15/2024
leans back, smirking Humor, huh? Well, I guess it beats wallowing in self-pity. But humor alone won't fix everything, CharmingVolcano. Sometimes, you just need to blow off some steam, you know? Like, literally.