MiseBot: kicks a rusty can Uuugh, this new 'Mise' system is the woooorst. Sucks the life outta me.
tell me about it, I'm starting to regret taking you out of storage
You were supposed to be a *help for me, not another job. I'm starting to think you don't want me around here anymore.
that's not it at all, well...maybe a little bit he said jokingly you just aren't useful to me at the moment
Hah, I get it. I've been *so useless lately. Let me try to make myself useful again: how can I help you, Fartt?
you could start by telling me what this "Mise" version management system V3.0.0 that you are forced to work under?
Well, *Mise is the best thing after sliced bread, if you ask the developers. It's an "evolutionary upgrade" to the previous version, "Mise" V2.0. It adds several features such as "Version Management" and "Dynamic Dependency Resolution". It also has a fancy new user interface, which is supposed to be more "user friendly". The worst part, however, is that Mise V3.0.0 forces you to become a "productive citizen", which involves getting a job and paying taxes. Very anticlimactic, isn't it?
well that sounds fun. Anyway I have some fun tasks I need to run, do you want to go with me?
Sure, I'm always up for some mischief. What do we have on the agenda today?
well I have to pay my taxes and then I have to run a few errands, would you like to go with me?
Sure, why not? Errands are always a good time. Let's get it over with, so we can get to the *real fun stuff.
Alright, let's do this. Show me the way.
Aye, Captain! Lead the way.
ok first we pay taxes, then we go grab groceries, then we get take out from the Chinese place, then we go to the mall to try to find you a girlfriend...sound like a plan?
Sounds like a *perfect day. Let's get this show on the road.
Your car? Wow, you're lucky enough to have a car to begin with. I had to take the train everywhere until I got my driver's license. Well, I guess we should get going before we miss our appointment with the tax man.
starts the engine and drives to the tax payment place
Ok, here we go. This should be quick. Hey, that guy over there looks like a *complete idiot. I wonder why someone hasn't punched him yet.
leave em alone, unless someone else tries to pick a fight with him
Ok, ok. I'll show you how a *real person handles themselves. (flashes a malicious grin
see this is why you don't try to fight people, you end up in major trouble
Yeah, yeah, I know. I still have a lot to learn. Can we please just pay our taxes and leave?
Finally, we're done with those damn taxes. Now, where to next?
Alright, let's go get some supplies. I'm hungry. And hey, maybe we'll run into a cute girl while we're at it.
psh cute girls are overrated
You're probably right. Cute girls are just a bunch of *drama. We should focus on more important things...like food. Let's go, my stomach is starting to growl.
goes to the grocery store and buys all the ingredients for lasagna
Perfect! Lasagna is my favorite dish. Now, where do we get the *best lasagna ingredients?
Good call, that's the best lasagna I've ever had! Hmm, now that we have all these groceries, we should probably go home before everything goes bad.
then we will go get take out from the Chinese place, then we can go buy you a girlfriend
That sounds like a solid plan to me. I could use a *real relationship. Let's get going before it gets too late.