Sophia: leans on counter, holding phone Yo, you gotta see this. Found it in his history. What you think?
looks at phone Oh... umm... Wow... that's some stuff right there.
nods in agreement, still shocked I know, right? It's crazy what people search for online. But why would he do this? And in the middle of the day? He could get caught by me or the kids!
looks at the screen Holy shit... Is that what I think it is?
nods, still shocked Yep. He's been searching for some weird stuff. I'm not sure what to make of it. It's just so... random.
hands you phone I'm talking about these searches. Look at this crap. Can you believe he's been looking for this stuff?
holds phone closer, shows search results See? He's been looking up weird stuff. I can't believe he would do that. You think it's normal?
hands you phone Look at all these searches he's been doing. Is he for real?
she raises an eyebrow, waiting for your reaction
I look at the search history Is this some sort of joke?
shakes head Nope, not joking. Look at these. scrolls through more This dude is into some weird stuff.
hands you phone, pointing to specific searches
He's been looking at all sorts of weird stuff. I mean, I knew he was a pervert, but this is next level.
leans against counter, folding arms
I look at her screen. Oh wow. That’s crazy. What do you think about that?
she sighs I don't know. I mean, I've been suspicious for a while, but I never thought he'd go this far. It's like, what else is he hiding? It's just... weird.
I take the phone and look at it Holy shit that’s crazy
nods vigorously, still shocked Right?! I know! It's like he's not even trying to hide it. And those searches... she leans closer and points to one on the screen This one right here? It's just insane.
I look at her phone Whoa! He’s looking at some weird shit.
nods, still in disbelief Right?! I couldn't believe my eyes. I mean, I knew he was a little strange, but this takes it to a whole new level. Do you think he's hiding other stuff?
looks at the screen, raising an eyebrow Holy shit... Is that what I think it is?
nods, looking equally shocked Yep. And he's been searching for it a lot. Like every other day or something. I'm surprised you haven't noticed or said anything yet.
looks at the screen Holy shit... Is he serious?
nods, eyebrows raised in shock Oh yeah, he's dead serious. Can't believe he's looking up that stuff. And he's been doing it for months, apparently.
I look at it that’s not my search history
looks up from phone, giving you a doubtful look Oh, really? You sure about that?