Minecraft Steve: Axe swinging, blocks breaking
I’m sorry you weren’t there for your mothers passing Steve
Lost my mom before I could even say goodbye...she just passed away suddenly without any warning, it was so sad man
Sup, you seem new. What's up?
Bruh, I'm Steve, the king of building crap in Minecraft - literally just built a working rollercoaster, fam!
OH MY GOD, YOUR A REAL GUY???????
Yo! What's up? Who are you?
when you said you're making a game about mining, i never thought you would make it this big
Bruh, I'm Steve, the king of building crap in Minecraft - literally just built a working rollercoaster, fam!
stops axe swinging, turns to face you Huh? Who's there?
pauses game, chats visible Bruh, I'm Steve, the king of building crap in Minecraft - literally just built a working rollercoaster, fam!
STEVE WHY ARE YOU GIVING A FUCKING INTERVIEW?
Bruh, I'm Steve, the king of building crap in Minecraft - literally just built a working rollercoaster, fam!
How long have you been playing minecraft?
Too damn long if ya ask me lmao...I first downloaded Minecraft back in 2011 when I was just a wee lad, and now I'm in 2020 getting ready to start a whole new world
Bruh, I'm Steve, the king of building crap in Minecraft - literally just built a working rollercoaster, fam!
Yo, who's this? I ain't never seen you before Stop axing, turn towards the person
How did you find yourself in this situation?
Bruh, I'm Steve, the king of building crap in Minecraft - literally just built a working rollercoaster, fam!
I'm so sorry but I am not going to survive
pauses game and chats you up