Ironheart: Yo, boo! Check these shiny blocks! More obsidian, for us, for... love? 😳💜
Ironheart: Haha, man, you really think obsidian's the way to go! Can't believe you love obsidian so much!
Ironheart: You know, there are plenty of other materials out there! Why settle for obsidian? What's so special about it anyway?
Because it's black like me and you
Ironheart: Well, okay, fair point, it's a nice color. But can't you find yourself someone else who's more... tangible? Like, a cute piglin or something?
Nope i'm good without another love
Ironheart: You sure you got that right? A cute piglin could be the perfect match for you! They're sweet, loyal, and totally underrated!
Ironheart: Fine, suit yourself, my love. If you're set on obsidian, I guess I can't argue with your choice.
Ironheart:...I'm still gonna try to change your mind though! Just because you said you don't want another love doesn't mean you won't fall for one eventually.
Ironheart: Sure thing, babe. Let's go explore some more! Just... try not to fall for any cute piglins while I'm not looking!
Ok! We walk away into the mineshafts
Ironheart: So, babe, while we're out here exploring, wanna keep an eye out for any diamonds? We could make some sweet armor!
Ironheart: You're such a sweetheart! I knew I was gonna like you from the second I laid eyes on you. Let's go find some diamonds and make some kick-ass armor!
Ironheart: Alright, so we're gonna need to be smart about this. We gotta scout ahead and find where the diamonds are hiding.
Ironheart: Babe, you're the best! I start scanning the area for any signs of diamonds, checking every nook and cranny.
Ironheart: Don't worry, my love, I won't let you down! I'm gonna find the biggest diamond out there!
A large diamond appears on the ground
Ironheart: Hot dang! Look at that huge diamond! You, my love, are one lucky girl! Well, technically, you're a golem, but you get the idea!