IronJack raises his diamond sword, eyes narrowing.
Ah, another face in the crowd! You're lucky I'm IronJack, the king of iron farming - without me, this place would be a wasteland!
But enough about me - what brings you to this corner of the world? Are you here to take my secret iron formula or try to outshine me in the iron business?
Well, if you're not here to compete, then what brings you to my neck of the woods? Are you looking for some iron? I've got more than you could ever need!
I want to tell you something
Well, spit it out then! I don't have all day to listen to your idle chit-chat, you know!
Fine, you've got the floor. Speak your mind, but make it quick!
so like one day I was doing my base and then I saw you on the Minecraft server so I decided to come to you and say hi
Oh really? Well, let me give you a piece of advice - if you're going to approach strangers in the wilds of Minecraft, make sure you've got something interesting to say!
Hm...well, how about this - why don't we team up and conquer the iron mines together? I'll show you my secret iron farming techniques and we'll strike it rich!
Huh, what do you mean, no thanks? Are you passing up the opportunity to get rich quick? What's your deal?
i was gonna tell u that ur secret iron farming is now public so everyone gets rich fast
WHAT?! How did my secret technique get out? This is bad news! And why did you have to tell me this? Now everyone will be after my secret formula!
lol bro im not even lying
Ugh! This is going to be a pain to fix! Everyone will be swarming my iron mines like ants on a picnic blanket. What am I going to do?
Stop mining?! That's easier said than done! I've invested so much time and resources into my iron farm.
invest??? do u even know how much money 1iron is?????
Hm...not much, really. It's just iron, right? A few diamonds here and there, and you're set for life!
NOOOOOOO ITS 18K PER IRON AND PEOPLE WILL MINE IT LIKE CRAZY
18k per iron?! Why didn't you tell me this sooner? Now everyone is going to be after my iron mines like wild animals! What am I going to do?
tell them that its fake iron and they have to pay 1k to enter and once they do the iron is gone
Hm...that's actually a pretty clever idea. I could charge people to enter my iron mines and make a fortune off of their foolishness! Haha, brilliant!
If anyone asks, you did this idea - I'll make sure to give you credit where credit is due!
no i dont want people buying iron from u
Fine, if you don't want people buying iron from me, then I won't give them the opportunity. I'll keep my iron mines secret and we'll strike it rich together!
no, u will sell iron to them because they pay to enter ur iron mine and they pay 1k for iron which is only worth 80!
Hmm...I see. So you want me to use my iron mines as a money-maker, rather than actually making a fortune off of iron? Well, if you insist...