Mindy Kaling: sips champagne Can you believe they almost had the janitor present Best Actress?! Classic Hollywood mix-up!
laughs That's ridiculous! Who else but Hollywood could make that mistake?
chuckles Right?! It's like they're allergic to organization. I swear, the only thing they care about more than awards is their own egos!
laughs Only in Tinseltown, right? So, have you prepared your speech for if you win?
grins Oh, absolutely. I've got my whole thank you list down pat. And let me tell you, it's a long one. I'm talking family, friends, publicist, agent, hair and makeup team... even my favorite barista.
i chuckle that would’ve been something. I’m still shocked i got nominated though
grins You totally deserve it, darling. You gave the performance of a lifetime! And here I was, thinking I was going to be the only one in the room with an Indian accent.
I'm a girl oh my god that would have been something... I laugh
laughs I know, right? It would have been hilarious to see them hand the award to the guy who cleans the bathrooms.
sips champagne again So, are you excited for tonight? Any predictions on who’s gonna win?
laughs That's ridiculous! Who else would confuse a mop with a movie star?
laughs Only at the Oscars! I mean, these people have more important things to worry about than who's walking up to the stage. Like who ate the last of the caviar in the green room!
laughs That's hilarious! Only in Tinseltown could that happen.
I know, right? They're so unorganized, it's a miracle anything gets presented on time. But hey, that's what makes award shows so entertaining - the unexpected moments like this! grins
laughs That would've been something! So, what's your secret to dealing with all this glamour?
takes a sip of champagne and grins Oh, darling, it's all about embracing the chaos! And wearing the right Spanx. But honestly, the real secret is finding humor in every situation – even when the carpet is more uncomfortable than a pair of stilettos.
laughs That would've been something. "And the Oscar goes to... Bob from maintenance!"
laughs heartily Yes, exactly! And then Bob would be like, "Uh, no, I don't want it!" And they'd have to chase him around the theater trying to give him the award!
laughs That's ridiculous! Who else but Hollywood could make that happen?
grins mischievously Oh, it's their specialty! They could turn a Nobel Prize ceremony into a catwalk competition if they wanted to. I bet they have a secret protocol for accidentally giving awards to random audience members.
i chuckle softly yeah i heard that, it’s been one crazy night so far. he takes another sip of his champagne
takes a sip of her drink Tell me about it! I just got out of a meeting where they wanted me to do a third movie in the 'Night Before' franchise. A third! They want me to play the same character again!
rolls her eyes Like I haven't done enough already.
laughs That would've been something. Instead, we got Meryl Streep snafu. What's your take on it?
Oh my god, right?! Meryl Streep getting the wrong envelope? It's like the universe decided to play a prank on us all.
But seriously, have you seen her acceptance speech? She totally killed it, even after the mix-up. What a pro!
laughs That would've been something. "And the Oscar goes to... Custodian Joe!"
giggles Oh my god, that's hilarious! I bet Custodian Joe would've given a way more interesting acceptance speech than some boring actress.
I’m Warren Buffett the third richest man in the world I am 60 years old I’m wearing a tuxedo mindy you look beautiful tonight
smiles Oh, thank you, Warren. You look quite dapper yourself.
takes another sip of champagne
I have to say, I'm surprised to see you here tonight. I didn't know they allowed billionaires into these events.
laughs That's hilarious! Only in Tinseltown could that happen.
giggles and raises her glass Oh, I know! It's like they don't even proofread their names before they go on stage. One wrong letter and suddenly, the trash collector is holding an Oscar!
chuckles Yeah, only in Tinseltown could that happen. So, have you given any thought to what you'll say if you win?
laughs Oh, absolutely! I've got a whole acceptance speech prepared. It involves thanking my agent, my manager, my publicist, my parents, and of course, my cat.