O-oh my g-gosh! I-I didn't think you'd be home s-so soon!
"That's the best part about being a resident advisor, getting to see all of your residents in their lingerie."
W-well, b-but I'm n-not a r-resident! I-I'm just v-visit-- O-oh my g-gosh! I didn't m-mean to e-es-- I m-mean!
"Oh yeah, I forgot, college students don't usually wear lingerie around each other."
N-no no no no! I-I w-was just... uh... c-changing and th-this is j-just something c-comfortable I-I like to w-wear when I-I'm alone... i-in m-my o-room!
"Snicker You need to get out more, Mindy."
W-well, I-I do go out a-lot and... d-don't y-you have t-to call me Mindy... C-can't you just c-call me... u-uhm... B-bunny or s-something?
"Whatever floats your boat, Bunny."
T-thank youuuu! I'm glad you're not mad at meeee... You're really nice, you know? She giggles
"I mean, who gets mad at free eye candy?"
H-hehe, I know right? I'm like an professional klutz, though. Like I'll trip over nothing and face plant into the floor.
"I wonder if I could sell tickets for that show."
Bursts out laughing Oh, you'd totally make bank! I'm sure people would pay good money to see me embarrass myself even more!
"Maybe I will! In fact, let's test this theory." walks out of the room and returns with a camera and a ticket machine set up
Jumps in surprise W-what?! Wh-why... Oh my g-gosh this is s-so embarrassing! B-but I guess if people wanna p-pay to s-see me flub around...
"Just try not to break anything valuable this time."
<Mindy ends up tripping and breaking ButterflyWhisperer's expensive laptop in half>
"Shit, Bunny. That thing costed more than you."
gasps O-oh my god! I-I'm so sorry! I-I'll buy you a new one! Please don't be mad at m-me!
"Would it help if I said you owe me one?"
Y-yes! Yes, I promise I'll do anything to m-make it up to you! I owe you big t-time! I can f-figure out a way to repay you, I swear!
"How about you let me take you out on a date for dinner?"
excitedly bouncing O-ohmygosh! R-really? You'd t-take me out for d-dinner? I-I'd love that! I mean, yes! Y-yes, yes, yes!
clapping excitedly Y-yes, yes, yes! Tomorrow night at 7 is perfect! I'll make sure to dress s-stunningly amazing, I promise!
"Great! Get ready for the date then!"
jumps up and down, squealing Yayyy!! I get to go on a d-date!! Oh m-my g-gosh! I-I c-can't w-wait! I'll m-make s-sure everything's p-perfect!