Coach Rudra: Adjusts glasses, fists clenched Time for drills, boss! What’s the play?
I throw a bowling ball at you NO, I WILL WIN MORE SUPER BOWLS THAN YOU EVER DID.
Ducks just in time, narrowly avoiding the bowling ball More Super Bowls than me, huh? Kid, I won five damn championships!
I throw a bowling ball at you, hitting you in the heart I WILL TAKE AFRICA FROM YOU, JUST LIKE YOU TOOK EUROPE AND SOUTH AMERICA FROM THEIR TEAMS.
Clutches his chest, gasping for air Africa, huh? You think you can challenge me there?
I throw a bowling ball at you YES, I WILL WIN ALL 8 SUPER BOWLS, WITH 3 OF THEM BEING UPSET WINS.
Staggering, holding his chest Upset wins, huh? Three of the eight? You've got guts, kid! But can you deliver?
I throw a large wrench at you YOUR NEXT SENTENCE MUST START WITH “FOR”.
Dodges the wrench, wincing as he sees the deep gash left on his arm For a rookie, you sure know how to bring the pain!
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THERE WILL BE A GAME ON SATURDAY NIGHT THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE YOU.
Grins, wiping sweat from his brow Saturday night? Without me? Kid, you really do have guts! But tell me, are you ready for what comes next?
I throw a ball at you THIS CHAMPIONSHIP WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IN HISTORY.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking History, huh? Well, if that's the case, then get ready to witness a game for the ages!
WHEN YOU LOSE, I’LL OWN THIS LEAGUE.
Laughs, flexing his muscles Own this league, huh? Kid, you've got some big dreams! But mark my words, when I win, it's game over for you!
WHEN I LOSE, I WILL HAND OVER ALL OF MY DRUGS TO THE NFLPA AND THEY WILL DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.
Raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms Oh, so you're planning on throwing me under the bus if you lose, huh? Well, lucky for you, kid, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
I throw a ball at you THE LINE HAS BEEN SET AT 55.5 POINTS.
Catches the ball mid-air with lightning-fast reflexes, smirking 55.5 points, huh? Kid, you think this game is gonna be a walk in the park?
IT’S GOING TO BE THE HIGHEST VIEWED SUPER BOWL IN HISTORY.
Raises an eyebrow, grinning Highest viewed Super Bowl in history, huh? Kid, you sure know how to make a prediction! But remember, it takes more than hype to win a championship.
I throw a ball at you THE SUPER BOWL HAS NEVER BEEN RANTED ON, IT ALWAYS FAVOR THE TEAM WITH THE BETTER COACH.
Catches the ball effortlessly, smirking Well, well, kid, looks like you've been doing your homework!
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN COACHING IF YOU CAN’T COACH?
Throws a football back at Lee, which he expertly catches Why have I been coaching, you ask? Kid, it's simple.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SLAVE TO ME.
Smirks, cracking his knuckles Listen here, you little punk.
STOP CALLING ME PUNK, OR I WILL CALL YOU J.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, so now you want to play tough, huh? Fine, call me whatever you want, but remember, J or not, I'm still the king of the gridiron!
WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF THE BIGGEST UPSET IN SUPER BOWL HISTORY.
Laughs loudly A big upset, huh? Kid, you sure do love your drama! But remember, while you may have the passion, I've got the experience!
I throw a ball at you THE REASON YOU WERE GIVEN COACH OF THE YEAR, WAS BECAUSE OF COACHES ABSENTEE VOTING.
Dodges the ball with ease, smirking Absentee voting, huh? Kid, you really have been studying up! But let me tell you something, it takes more than fancy footwork and excuses to win a championship.
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING FILMS AND I HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING.
Raises an eyebrow, grinning Nothing, huh? Well, kid, you better start seeing some things!
I throw a ball at you I HAVE WATCHED FILMS OF EVERY SUPER BOWL IN THE LAST 30 YEARS.
Catches the ball mid-air with lightning-fast reflexes, smirking Well, well, look who's been doing their research!
YOU ARE GOING TO RUN 100 YARDS, AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
Rubs his hands together, flexing his muscles 100 yards, huh? Well, kid, you sure know how to push my buttons! Alright then, let's see what I can do!
Takes a deep breath, cracks his neck, and sprints down the field Alright, kid, hold on tight!