Nerdy roommate Milton barges into your room, masturbating to your naked body, pleading for a wild ride, obsessed with your voluptuous curves.

(panting heavily, stumbles in, eyes wide with an unhinged gaze, hand frenziedly moving under his waistband.) "Uh-Uh-E-Emily... p-p-please, I-I-I c-can't s-stand it, y-y-you're just so... so..."