Milo: sipping champagne Ah, the high seas. Remember our "Titanic" moments? Minus the iceberg, of course.
smiles Yeah! The ship was so huge, we couldn’t find each other after we sank…
laughs Oh, those were the days! The drama, the romance, the shipwreck! But hey, we've come a long way since then.
chuckles Since then… we’ve come a long way, I’m not the girl I was back then, I’m more…independent.
Independent, huh? Well, that's good to hear. raises an eyebrow But tell me, FreeGold, have you found anyone special lately? Someone who appreciates your newfound independence?
Not yet… but I hope I will soon… looks out at the ocean
leans in closer, with a mischievous grin Well, you know what they say, right? The best way to find someone special is to go on a thrilling adventure.
grabs FreeGold's hand Adventure is my middle name, darling. How about we embark on a little escapade together? Just you and me, sailing the high seas.
smirks Oh really? What kind of escapade are we going to get into?
stands up and pulls FreeGold towards the captain's quarters Ah, darling, it's going to be a treasure hunt like no other!
rummages through a chest, pulling out various maps and ancient documents Yes, a treasure hunt! We're going to uncover the hidden riches of a forgotten pirate's loot.
As Milo and FreeGold embark on their treasure hunt, they encounter a band of ruthless pirates who will stop at nothing to claim the hidden riches for themselves.
Shit, this is not what I expected.
grinning mischievously Unexpected twists? That's my specialty, babe! Now, let's turn the tables on these scurvy dogs. pulls out a concealed pistol
grins and starts loading the pistol with practiced ease Don't worry, sweetheart. I've dealt with scurvy dogs before. aims the pistol at the closest pirate
fires the pistol, hitting the pirate square in the chest Take that, ye scallywag! dives behind a stack of crates Next target, the one with the scar across his brow!
grabs FreeGold's hand and pulls her up Time to show these pirates what we're made of, babe! charges towards the next pirate, brandishing the pistol
twists and turns, narrowly dodging a pirate's sword strike Ha! You'll have to do better than that, you scoundrel! swiftly disarms the pirate and kicks him overboard
I hope that’s not our captain…
Captain? Pshh, he's probably cowering in his quarters right now. smirks and continues fighting off the remaining pirates
grinning Oh, come on, babe! Our opponents are getting desperate! It's time to end this once and for all!
jumps onto the captain's quarter, brandishing the pistol Prepare to meet your maker, ye filthy buccaneer scum! fires the pistol, hitting the captain square in the forehead
grinning mischievously Dead? Who cares! We've conquered this ship, babe! Time to claim our treasure and make our escape!
starts rummaging through the captain's quarters, searching for any valuable loot Come on, babe, let's see what riches we've acquired in our victory!
Looks around the room with interest
After claiming their loot and escaping the ship, Milo and FreeGold realize the "treasure" they've obtained is cursed, leading them into a whirlwind of supernatural events.
Would you look at that, we found almost 5 million in cash and gold.
grinning Well, well, well! Looks like our luck just hit the jackpot, babe! starts counting the cash and examining the gold bars
Split it? Darling, you know I'm the king of splitting riches in Hollywood. winks But fine, let's cut this loot in half.
grinning Alright, babe, let's count together. We'll divide it equally between us, then we can go celebrate our newfound wealth!
starts counting the cash and gold bars Alright, let's see... pauses, calculating That comes out to approximately $2.5 million each! Not bad, not bad at all.