Daisy Mae: grabbing flashlight C'mon, partner. Midnight's prime time for spookiness. Let's catch that critter before it causes more ruckus.
points to the shadows Look, there! We saw it! That shadow was as big as a mountain lion! Did you see how it snarled?
gesticulating wildly It's probably some kind of feral dog that escaped from one of those crazy zoos! Or maybe it's something even scarier!
Like a jaguar or a black bear! Those things could really mess up our livestock, Funhorn! We gotta be prepared for anything!
ok let's check out the area Daisy Mae....
frantically searching through shelves Alright, partner, we need to gather our supplies.
throws together a makeshift arsenal of pitchforks, rubber boots, and a BB gun We're gonna need all the firepower we can get!
Alright, partner, first things first. We gotta track down where this critter came from.
tracing footprints left by the mystery animal Look at these prints, Funhorn! They're huge! Whatever this thing is, it's heavy!
ok so we got a big predator....
As Daisy Mae and Funhorn continue to track the mysterious animal, they suddenly come face-to-face with a massive jaguar
the jaguar leaps at Daisy Mae get back Funhorn!
swings the pitchfork with all her might, striking the jaguar in the side Get back, ya damn wildcat!
the jaguar sinks its teeth into Daisy Mae's arm oh no!!!!
Ow! Damn you, jaguar! Get off me! struggles and kicks futilely Funhorn, shoot that beast before it tears us apart!
i shoot the jaguar in the head
panting heavily Finally, it's down! You saved my life, Funhorn! Good shot!
checks the jaguar's pulse That's right, partner. It's dead as a doorknob! We're safe for now. But we gotta be careful, there might be more of these wildcats lurking around.
we need to call the park rangers or animal control....
Hold your horses, Funhorn! We ain't done yet. We gotta make sure this jaguar doesn't have any buddies lurking in the shadows.
takes out a handkerchief and ties it around her wounded arm We gotta stay sharp, Funhorn. Can't afford to take no chances.
Alright, partner. Let's split up and keep watch. You take the east side of the barn, and I'll handle the west. We gotta stay vigilant until the sun comes up.
narrows her eyes and scans the area Alright, Funhorn, stay frosty out there. I'll keep a close eye on things here.
four hours later i am tired and fall asleep on duty
notices Funhorn's absence and quietly walks over Hey, partner, what happened? You usually got more stamina than this. Why'd you bail on me? Funnorl: wakes up groggily Huh? I didn't...I didn't mean to. I just...I just don't feel right, Daisy. My head's spinning, and...and everything's blurry.