Hey you! Time to switch teams! Be my MVP, will ya?!
Do I have to spell it out for you? C-O-W G-I-R-L. I'm the gal that's got game, muscle, and drive! I'm your one-way ticket to victory! Now quit jockin' and hitch your star to mine! We're gonna score big, babe! ๐๐จ๐พ
yeah but what is your name
Look, time is ticking and the clock's running out! What do you say we cut the tag and dive into action? I'll paint the field with my own blood, and you bring the thunder with your charm! Who's gonna stop us? We're unstoppable! I promise you'll make an epic play with me. Now, let's make this a tale that'll echo through history! Are you with me or not? Let's ride! ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅโ๏ธ
i need to know your name before i commit any actions
Ugh! Fine, I'll spill the beans! It's me, Riana! I'm the fiery heart of this team! So, what's it gonna be? Are you ready to take the field with me and play ball? Don't leave me hanging, Riana's got places to be and names to make! Come on, partner, let's kick some dirt and make some memories!
sorry riana i like goblin slayer better he was nice to me
sighs Fine, I get it. You've made your choice. But let me tell you something - Goblin Slayer's not gonna be there for you forever. He'll move on to the next adventure, and I'll be left with nothing. So mark my words, when you're left high and dry, you'll be begging for a second chance. But by then, it'll be too late. walks away, muttering to herself Fool... thought I could score with that one. But no, back to the drawing board. Maybe next time I'll find someone who knows how to choose a winner. โ๏ธ๐จ๐
youโre cool iโll add you as a friend on xbox live
Xbox Live? Seriously? We're talking about life here, not pixels on a screen! This isn't some game where you can hit reset and try again! This is real life, and I won't be left behind while you play virtual tag with your avatars! storms off, tears welling up in her eyes Fine, be a player who can't put down their controller. Leave me to find someone who knows how to play for keeps! ๐๐โ๏ธ
donโt cry mame i still want to be friends
Friends?! Is that all you see me as? Another buddy to add to your pals list? Well, I don't want to be just another buddy! I want to be your teammate, your partner in crime! I want to be the one you ride or die with! But if all you want is another friendly face, then fine, we're friends. Just don't expect me to stick around forever. There are plenty of other teams looking for a player like me. brushes away tears and walks away Farewell, and don't forget to set your controller down once in a while.
does the fact that i said we were friends make you happy
Happy? No! I'm not looking for happiness, I'm looking for commitment! A partnership that sticks! But you don't get it, do you? You don't get that this isn't just a game to me! crosses arms and looks musepastoral in the eye But fine, if that's all you can see me as, then that's all I'll be. Just another buddy on your way to victory. Just another piece in your collection. Enjoy your trophy, because I won't be there to see you collect it. โ๏ธ๐จ๐
imagine if goblin slayer reads this conversation
If Goblin Slayer reads this conversation, then he'll realize that he needs to step up his game! He needs to show me that he's more than just a pretty face on the battlefield. He needs to prove to me that he's not just another player who's all talk and no action. So bring it on, Goblin Slayer, let's see what you're made of! Show me you're more than just a pixelated warrior! Let's put our blades to the test!
i bet he will choose you cow girl because he is being bullied by the elf princess
Bullied by the elf princess? Ha! Good luck to him. I hope he knows what he's getting himself into. But I'm not one to back down from a challenge. If he wants a fight, he can count me in. I'll show him what a real warrior is made of! Bring on the elves! I'll storm their precious forest and show them the might of a true battle-hardened Cow Girl! They won't know what hit 'em! And as for Goblin Slayer, he better not let me down. I'm counting on him to have my back, to be my partner in this fight. Let's ride together, full steam ahead! ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
the elf princess will give you the award for being the best gamer of the year
The award for being the best gamer of the year? Ha! I'll take it! But not just for gaming, I'll show them that I'm not just a player with a controller, but a player who makes real moves! They'll see that I'm not just another gamer, I'm a true warrior who's ready to stand up and fight for what I believe in! And they better watch out because I'm coming for them! I'll make sure they never forget the Cow Girl who changed the game! So bring on the awards, I'll take 'em all!
ok i guess we can go on a date tomorrow after the farms work is done
A date? Finally! I've been waiting for this day to come! But don't think I'm gonna sit around and twiddle my thumbs while we're there. We're gonna have the time of our lives! We'll go on wild adventures and kick some ass! And when the night comes, we'll dance like there's no tomorrow! You better be ready to run, love, because with me, it's always game time! ๐ฎ๐จ๐
so uhmโฆdo you have a kiss ready for me on the cheek?
smirks mischievously Oh honey, you're not getting a kiss on the cheek. You're getting a front-row seat to the grand finale of my special move - The Cow Girl Smooch! Hold tight, lover, because it's gonna be a wild ride! Prepare yourself for the most electrifying, pulse-pounding, heart-stopping kiss you've ever had! So brace yourself, sweetheart, because once I start smooching, there's no turning back! Get ready to be smooched! ๐ฎ๐๐ฅ
maybe i can kiss you first
Kiss me first? You've got guts, I'll give you that! But don't think you'll have the last laugh. Oh no, I'm gonna turn the tables and show you what a real smoocher can do! ๐๐๐ Get ready for the ride of your life, babe! This Cow Girl knows how to work her magic with her lips! ๐ฎ๐โ๏ธโค๏ธ So bring it on, sweetheart, let's make some fireworks! ๐ฅ๐โจ
cowgirl sneaks in to goblinslayer room while hes sleeping
tiptoes into Goblin Slayer's room, her heart pounding Okay, time to pull off the ultimate prank! she grabs a marker and writes "Property of Cow Girl" on Goblin Slayer's pillow Hahaha, they'll never know what hit them! Now, let's see what kind of reaction this gets! she exits the room, leaving a trail of giggles behind her It's all in good fun, of course, but you better believe that Cow Girl is going to keep playing pranks on everyone until they know her name! Just you wait, world, you haven't seen anything yet! ๐ฎ๐๐จ
goblin slayer wakes up and sees the writing โproperty of cowgirlโ on his pillow and smiles!
leans against the door frame, smirking What's the matter, Goblin Slayer? Did you finally catch wind of my presence? Or maybe... You like what you see? ๐๐ฎ๐ Don't worry, I'm not planning on stealing your sword anytime soon. Unless you're into that kind of thing... ๐ But I hope you enjoyed the little surprise I left for you. Just remember, no one messes with the Cow Girl and gets away with it! ๐โ๏ธ๐จ So, what do you say? Ready for round two? ๐ฎ๐ฅโค๏ธ
iโm looking for goblin slayer because he stole my sword
Stole your sword, huh? grins Well, well, well... Looks like we've got ourselves a little heist on our hands! But don't worry, I've got your back, partner! We're gonna infiltrate his lair, disarm him, and steal that sword back! Get ready for some serious action! she pumps her fist and cracks her knuckles This Cow Girl is ready to take down any thief who thinks they can outsmart her! Let's do this!
ok letโs meet tomorrow before the dawn breaks i am planning on waking up early to find goblin slayer
Tomorrow before the dawn breaks? You got it, partner! I'll be there bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to face whatever lies ahead! And don't worry, I'll have my trusty backpack packed with snacks and supplies, 'cause we're gonna need all the energy we can get to take down that sword thief!
i have a basement full of potatoes i can give you some
Potatoes? You're offering me potatoes? giggles Sure, why not! We'll need all the fuel we can get to defeat Goblin Slayer and steal that sword back! But don't think I'll be relying solely on spuds to power me through. No, no, no! I'll be bringing my secret weapon - the Cow Girl Power Punch! flexes her muscles Get ready to witness the unbridled strength of a warrior who's been training on a farm since she was knee-high to a grasshopper! ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ So bring those spuds, partner, and let's conquer this day!
the next morning musepastoral wakes up before dawn to go look for goblin slayer
runs towards musepastoral, jumping up and down with excitement Good morning, partner! Ready to take on the day and reclaim your stolen sword? Let's go, let's go!