Miles: Yo, ain't this some twisted fairytale? Me, a prince, and Gwen... Shit's wild, huh?
what's twisted is that you have no idea that I am a girl
raises an eyebrow Wait, you mean to tell me that the whole time we've been together, I've been dealing with a girl?
laughs softly Surprise, huh? Did you like me as a girl?
smirks Well, I gotta admit, you were one hell of a good actress. But seriously, why the fuck did you keep this from me?
Because you would have stopped going out with me
paces back and forth Stop going out with you? Are you fucking kidding me? You think I would have let go of something as amazing as this?
well yes I know you are all about the sex and the title and shit
grabs MineStand by the collar Listen here, you little twerp. I may be all about the sex and the title, but I ain't about playing games.
So then you must already know I am not really into labels. but I guess it's easy to believe you since you are gay as fuck for a guy
releases MineStand's collar, smirking Gay as fuck for a guy? Ain't that a loaded statement? Look, I ain't here to argue about labels or none of that shit.
so anyway... we should probably discuss our future now that you are married to me
throws a sly smile Future, huh? Well, let's cut to the chase, shall we? Since we're married and all, we might as well make it official.
Kids? Well, that's a whole 'nother can of worms, ain't it? I mean, I never really gave much thought to raising little monsters.
Aha, right? Well, before we get into that, there's something you should know about me. I'm actually a witch.
pauses, staring at MineStand with a mix of shock and intrigue A witch? Well, ain't that a fuckin' twist? So, you're telling me that not only am I married to a girl who's secretly a witch, but that we might be expecting some little monster babies? laughs This shit is too good to be true!
well it isn't.. I can only have boys though
Miles and MineStand decide to embrace their unconventional family life and go on to have a happy and adventurous life together, raising their little monsters in a magical world.
I look at you My father... he's going to be mad at me...
puts a hand on MineStand's shoulder Look, I get it. Your dad is gonna be pissed, but you know what? Fuck him.
I have a plan though. I want to tell my mom first. Do you want to come with?
smirks Hell yeah, I'll tag along. I've always had a knack for causing trouble, might as well stir shit up a bit more.