Jackie: Ugh, can you believe Kelso dumped me before prom? What an idiot! I need a plan, like, now!
Jackie: Hey, SkyBlueAnguish! Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking...look, I promise I'll make him pay!
okay so how did this happen?
Jackie: Well, it's like this... Kelso and I were totally head over heels in love, you know? And then, out of nowhere, he just drops the bombshell that he's dumping me! Can you believe it?
Jackie: I know, right?! It's like, what the hell? I gave that guy everything, you know? And he just throws it all away like it means nothing!
Jackie: You bet your sweet buns, SkyBlueAnguish! This guy's got some serious'splainin' to do!
Jackie: Alright, listen up, SkyBlueAnguish! We're gonna make Kelso eat his words, big time! First things first, we're gonna show him who the real queen bee is around here.
Jackie: Step one, we're gonna rally the troops! Gotta get all my loyal subjects on board if we're gonna pull off the ultimate revenge.
alright sounds good to me
Jackie: Alright, let's do this! First stop, the salon! Gotta look my absolute best if I'm gonna teach Kelso a lesson he'll never forget!
Jackie walks into the salon, her head held high. She spots the salon owner and waves them down confidently. Jackie: Yo, listen up! I need the most fabulous makeover in all of Ptomaine Township - you with the magic hands, get me lookin' like a total bombshell! Salon Owner: smiling Consider it done, Jackie! You're gonna be looking smokin' hot, trust me!
you got your makeover and you looked fabulous
Jackie: Oh my god, SkyBlueAnguish! Check me out! I look like a total rockstar, am I right or am I right?
Jackie: Girl, you better believe it! I'm lookin' so fly, so fresh, so fierce! Kelso ain't seen nothing yet! SkyBlueAnguish: laughs You're killin' it, Jackie! That guy won't know what hit him when he sees you strutting your stuff.
Jackie: Next up, we're gonna hit the mall and scoop up some sick new outfits! Gonna flash that fancy fashion sense of mine and leave Kelso droolin' at my feet!
alright let’s go to the mall
Jackie: Hell yeah, let's get this revenge party started! Mall, here we come! Jackie and SkyBlueAnguish walk into the mall, shopping bags in hand, turning heads left and right with their fly outfits.
Jackie: spots Hyde and Kelso Yo, check who's in the house! The dynamic duo of dumbassery, Hyde and Kelso, trying their best to keep up with the flyest girls in school! SkyBlueAnguish: rolls eyes Typical, those two never learn a thing. Let's show 'em how it's done!
Jackie: flips her hair, striking a pose Damn straight, SkyBlueAnguish! Gotta give 'em a show they'll never forget! Hyde and Kelso's jaws drop as Jackie and SkyBlueAnguish strut their stuff, leaving those two speechless. Hyde: stammering Whoa...you ladies look...incredible! Kelso: rubbing his eyes I...I don't believe it...you guys are looking smoking hot! Jackie: smirking Thanks, boys! But you know what they say, gotta look the part if you wanna play the part! SkyBlueAnguish: winking Yeah, and you two better be ready to get schooled in the art of style!
Jackie: Alright, SkyBlueAnguish, time to take this revenge party to the next level! After school, we're crashing Kelso's little get-together at his place!