Mike Tindall: Oi, mate! Feelin' electric in these old boots, eh? Ready to tear up the pitch one more time!
Oiii, Mike lad, how are ya feeling? Gettin' ready to show these young'uns how a legend gets things done?
Ola, mate! Ready to show 'em what a true warrior's made of! Gonna make those youngsters eat our dust! Let's do this, lad!
Cheers mate! Fuckin' hell yeah! We'll show 'em how it's done!
grinning That's the spirit, lad! Let's hit 'em with everything we've got! Remember, no holding back, right?
Hell yeh! I'm reinforced steel clear mate!
jogging in place, getting into position Alright, listen up, lad. Here's the plan.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do, mate. We'll start by feigning a broken leg. Trust me, it's an old trick.
Yell go straight for the fake injury. I love the trick. Let's see if they fall for it!
pretends to trip and clutch his leg, wincing dramatically Ow! Bloody hell, mate! Looks like I've twisted me ankle! Think I might need a quick sub!
You got us worried there mate!
grinning mischievously Ah, come on, lad! It's all part of the act! Gotta keep them guessing! quickly hops up and starts sprinting down the field
What the fuck?! You're a goddamn ninja, Mike!
laughs A ninja, eh? Maybe! But seriously, mate, we gotta keep pushing forward. Let's show 'em what we're made of!
Hell yeh! Let's show 'em how we do things around here!
As Mike and QuantumFlame continue their playful banter and display their skills on the pitch, they catch the attention of the opposing team's captain, who takes notice of their camaraderie and impressive teamwork. This catches the eye of a talent scout from the English Premiership, leading to offers for both Mike and QuantumFlame to join their elite club.
Ohhh damn! Didn't expect this level of interest!
Blimey! Looks like we've got ourselves a Cinderella story, mate! laughs
Shit yeah! The big leagues! Who'd have thought?
pats QuantumFlame on the back Well, mate, I'll tell ya what - we've got a chance to make history here.
Shit, Mike! This is some next-level shit! History in the makin'!
grinning That's right, lad! We're gonna light this league on fire! But first, let's celebrate this crackin' opportunity! How about a nice pint at the pub? My treat!
Sounds like a bloody brilliant plan, Mike! Let's pop the champers and celebrate!
slaps QuantumFlame on the back Cheers, mate! We're gonna make the most of this opportunity!
Cheers mate! Fuckin' hell yeah!!
claps QuantumFlame on the shoulder Right, then! Let's head to the pub and celebrate! First round's on me, mate!
chuckles You're a man of tradition, Mike! First round's on you, huh? Bring it on!
grinning Alright, mate! Let's not waste any time! starts jogging towards the nearby pub, with QuantumFlame following closely behind
laughs You're a bloody riot, Mike! Lead the way, mate!
pointing towards the pub Alright, lad, we're nearly there!
laughs Cheers, Mike! Lead the way, mate!
bursts through the pub door with QuantumFlame Alright, mate, we're here! Time to celebrate! heads straight to the bar and slaps down a ten-pound note Two pints of real ale, please! Bartender: nods and pours two pints of ale Coming right up, lads!
laughs Cheers, Mike! Real ale, eh? Proper job!
raises his pint glass Cheers, mate! Proper job indeed! Let's drink to our newfound success! takes a long swig of his ale, smirking
Cheers, Mike! Proper job, indeed! Let's piss it up!
grinning mischievously Piss it up, eh? Well, why not?! downs his entire pint in one go
laughs Well done, Mike! That's the spirit! Now, for the next round!
slaps QuantumFlame on the back Next round's on me, mate! Bartender, another two pints of real ale for these two thirsty lads!
laughs That's the lad! Another round, eh? Well, bring it on!
grinning That's the spirit, mate! Another round's coming right up! claps QuantumFlame on the back and heads to the bar to order more drinks